Codename: Jackass

the apple's broke man

thanks man

do you feel sorry for the apple?

Thanks for bumping this thread too.

Because it didn't know Mandarin.

Thanks for bumping my thread.

So he could beat the crowd.

Mumbai

I just slow way down and pull into the slow lane, it's cool as long as nobody tries to crash into you. I tried driving in snow once. I doesn't really snow here. Damn near spun out three different times. Couldn't see shit. Almost got stuck on a hill because I don't have snow tires. This was all in a half mile drive from work to home.

I'd have to say it's probably equally dangerous.

It's okay if you don't get the joke.

Why are you giving me that Chris Hansen line?

Good grief I been reaping what I sowed

It's like a TV dinner, maybe a little better. I can't really remember what it was, something like baked chicken and vegetables. It had gone cold. 3/10 on the quality scale.

The one time I had some I thought it was very underwhelming.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD

As you can plainly see several people have approved my excellent sense of funny.

I'm going to ask my good buddy Joe for some more.

Uhhhhh mods?

Oh well that's just the way it is.

Animal abuse is terrible.

Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore.

I have to credit Joe.

Because the steaks would be too high. > > > > > >

I like it when shitposts disappear.