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    It's so chewy and delicious.
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    I would like to stick a ruler into the soil, set up a camera and time-lapse the footage but I feel like I would fuck it up somehow.
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    I'm training for my first MMA fight so I want the announcer to call me Hard Cunt in front of 500 people.
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    No, I insist on the full Hard Cunt name.
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    Because I'm hard and I'm a cunt. Dr. Cunt is also acceptable.
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    I'm just too stupid to make witty comebacks on the fly or I'd probably be doing it too.
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    Only the greatest minds shitpost all day on the Unevenedge.
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    There are a few people here who I'd like to serve raw chicken to tbh fam.
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    NAH BRO I NEVER GET SICK NEXT WEEK CHICKEN SUSHI YUM YUM
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    Brown on the outside, pink on the inside. Medium rare!
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    Just bend over, open up your ass, and get a nice, energetic dicking. Of course giving and receiving is encouraged, so you also dick your partner after, but the actual dicking is the best.
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    No flies on me.
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    Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are the smartest men on radio today.
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    I can quit whenever I want.
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    "you too thanks"
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    I bet you don't even drive a Lamborghini.
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    Did I get #rekt?
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    The Aston Martin has a permanent home in there.
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