Codename: Jackass

when the bass player gets his moment in the sun

ESPN 8, The "Ocho".

I'm 25 and haven't figured out a goddamn thing about my life. People tell me I'm smart but I think I'm pretty stupid. I identify myself with the bands, movies, sports teams and other miscellany that I like to make up for my bland personality. I compensate for this lack of a personality by using sarcasm and lazy humor so people will think I'm funny and interesting. I'm never really sure if people actually like me or just include me in things because they feel sorry for me. I have fostered a deep dissatisfaction with my life because I'm too timid to act on opportunities which present themselves. I'm emotionally damaged due to my upbringing and don't know how to nurture the connections I make with others. I'm pouring my flaws out to people I don't truly know on the internet. Pie is better than cake.

Yeah let's do a thing with twodrummers. I'll be one of the drummers.

It's too late man.

I'm just some dweeb sitting at home eating pasta and Prego.

I'm paranoid that my house will burn down so I turn the oven off and say fuck it if I can't stay.

It's okay. Shoot for the moon.

I watched the first season and enjoyed it but life got in the way and I just missed the last couple seasons. Not really a huge fan. Sometimes I think about jumping off a high place though so I guess this song fits. I'm too pussy to actually do it though.

Like a Stone is a good song.

very good I won't have to go into the obvious explanation. All of the other dumb-dumbs out there will be left in the dark forever.

I'm full of hot air, sorry about that.

You know why they call me Baby Arms?

Lost for words. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/representative-rocker-chris-cornell-died-age-52-47480300

What is too hot?

I HAVE A PROBLEM PANDA

DOES TROPICAL MEAN DRUNK?

GOD DAMN IT

I NEED MORE INFORMATION

Let's get FUCKING DRUNK for the tenth time this month.

Elaborate

That's pretty fucked yo.

Explain