Codename: Jackass

It's too late man.

I'm just some dweeb sitting at home eating pasta and Prego.

I'm paranoid that my house will burn down so I turn the oven off and say fuck it if I can't stay.

It's okay. Shoot for the moon.

I watched the first season and enjoyed it but life got in the way and I just missed the last couple seasons. Not really a huge fan. Sometimes I think about jumping off a high place though so I guess this song fits. I'm too pussy to actually do it though.

Like a Stone is a good song.

very good I won't have to go into the obvious explanation. All of the other dumb-dumbs out there will be left in the dark forever.

I'm full of hot air, sorry about that.

You know why they call me Baby Arms?

Lost for words. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/representative-rocker-chris-cornell-died-age-52-47480300

What is too hot?

I HAVE A PROBLEM PANDA

DOES TROPICAL MEAN DRUNK?

GOD DAMN IT

I NEED MORE INFORMATION

Let's get FUCKING DRUNK for the tenth time this month.

Elaborate

That's pretty fucked yo.

Explain

Oops forgot to log out of this account FUUUUCK

Don't tell me whatto do.

Boom.

My mother.

I'm pretty sure most rock fans and especially Van Halen fans would agree.