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Codename: Jackass

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  1. HO YEAH
  2. Hey, I live in ANONYMOUS PROXY too! Let's chat. Wanna meet up?
  3. Have you masturbated to the point of orgasm?
  4. Do I seem the passive-aggressive type? I'd probably also slowly cut them out of my life.
  5. Hate the stuff, I can't even smell it without my stomach rolling over. Sorry.
  6. I would key their car and feign ignorance.
  7. Size 12 Gin - worst hangover of my life. Jalapeno kettle chips are fine. Blue. I pictured shirts. I'd throw stuff. Murtagh and Riggs.
  8. I was really excited for bodyshots, too.
  9. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... yes. You'll see me there.
  10. That's ice cold
  11. They've gone where the ragged people go.
  12. My schedule has had me off work on Monday and Tuesday. Don't know how long that will last but I want to know if a weeknight draft is a problem for anyone.
  13. I used to drink coffee a lot but really lost my taste for it. I buy those little powdered drink mixes with caffeine. I tried caffeine tablets but there was just something about it that didn't feel right.
  14. Alice in Chains >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  15. tbh if you've ever browsed 4chan you're already on several lists, including the FEMA camp list.
  16. That's just a nice gif right there.
  17. Codename: Jackass

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    If I carry a pebble up a hill and add a pebble every day, soon I will be able to lift a truck
  18. Think of the opportunities. T-shirts, sponsored electrolyte water and sports drink with yellow bottles, car decals.
  19. I was wondering that yesterday.
  20. Piss in face is like a free shot of HGH.
  21. Facebook is cancer.
  22. I'm sure she appreciates you pointing out something that bothers her.
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