Codename: Jackass

yeah then you go "fuck you fuck da mods" and post pics of porn.

Wait that's no consolation at all.

If it's any consolation, I'd fire you.

Catfish or shrimp boil sound really fucking good but I'd have to go with the cod.

you really will be destitute if they can you. Sorry man that's a real shitty thing.

tfw it's only August 1 and there's still a six weeks of hot-ass weather coming.

UNSTOPPABLE

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WILLYS JEEP

Better start looking for a new job. Better not use anyone at thatcompany as a reference.

I don't believe anyone whobrowses this website has ever seriously said a thing like that.

inb4 cancer

by the way zeni I came up with those lyrics myself, try to match my flow, I spit hot fire.

Get the fuck off my stage I'm the Sandman Get the fuck off my dick that ain't right I make a play fuckin up your whole life

That's bad news

I'm intimidating because I'm 6'3" and built like a brick shithouse.

That's Devy's mating ritual, very appropriate. Do this dance and they'll come running. I have successfully made it with twenty women using this patented technique.

bags of sand

even better

I got bit in the ass crack by a brown recluse once. Right at the top of my ass. Fell asleep on the wrong couch.

You gonna intimidate some milquetoast liberals with those guns? High five.

the CVI assessment found you are a MERCHANT-BUILDER. What does this mean? This means your primary core value is Merchant – A Merchant’s core value energy is Love. Love in this sense is working toward an inspired vision of what can be, by nurturing the core values in one’s self and in others. You thrive at building relationships and providing an inspired vision for those around you. Your secondary core value is Builder –A Builder’s core value energy is Power. Power is personal energy invested to make a positive difference. You consistently take action to get results. So in other words, too soft to be leadership material. I guess the world needs worker bees too. Fuck

10/10 "I am Ziltoid... the Omnicient! I have come far from across the Omniverse for your universe's ULTIMATE cup of coffee... BLACK. You have five Earth minutes.... make it perfect!"

Fucks fail to understand I'm like "eh".

oh baby