Codename: Jackass

Damn

I had to replace Skiles with a guy from another message board, but we're ready to draft. Draft starts at 8:45 PM Eastern. Distortedreasoning[/member] StarPanda[/member] 1pooh4u[/member] sahockeygrl15[/member] Hachiman[/member] Master-Debater131[/member]

He'll be part of the Viperslayer purge anyway.

Subaru Impreza

Was it supposed to be funny?

Probably killed himself.

I can't listen to I've Seen Footage anymore, thanks.

name five songs, one movement and two tunes that do this.

alright then

You can meet my daddy.

Daddy wasn't nice to me. There. That's my actual malfunction.

what shit are you talking about? there's no context.

what's your malfunction?

And this isn't a call to arms to tell people to start calling fat people names out of cruelty, but if you don't like that someone is thinner and better looking and doesn't get out of breath after climbing the stairs, then strive to better yourself.

The vast majority of fat people should be ashamed of being fat. Being fat isn't a lifelong handicap or illness like the body positivity "movement" wants it to seem, they just make it sound that way so they don't have to feel accountable for their own problems. It's much easier to cry victim and tell other people to stop exercising their thin privilege than it is to take some initiative and have some perseverance. Hard work is hard, so instead of climbing their way to the mountaintop they instead declare that where they are is the mountaintop and that anybody who tries to better themselves is just shaming them with thin privilege due to genetics and other factors beyond their control, when the biggest fucking factor is they need to stop stuffing their fat fucking face, drinking two liters of soda pop every day and go on a walk. There are people with diseases that cause them to be obese through no fault of their own, but they are a very small number compared to the average American who is fat because they don't get enough exercise and consume way too many calories. "Body positivity" and "Health at every size" is a joke. Obesity is not healthy, is 100% avoidable for most people and it should remain stigmatized, period.

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We're still missing Skinko[/member] and Distortedreasoning[/member] Draft time is still set for tonight at 8:30 Eastern. Nabloom[/member] never got back to me with his email address. Hachiman[/member] sahockeygrl15[/member] StarPanda[/member] 1pooh4u[/member] Master-Debater131[/member]

What's up with that Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack

B-b-b-but muh hurt feefees Permaban everyone I don't like!!!

SHE TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LEEEEETTTT MEEEEEE GOOOOOOOO I JUST CAN'T LOOK IT'S KILLING ME AND TAKING CONTROL

I had a curtain on my window and ghost kept pulling it down. I was like "wtf man" and kept putting it back up, but every time I left the room that cheeky fucking ghost would have pulled the curtain back down when I'd get back. Eventually I got spooked because he pulled it off the wall again when I was in the room and I ran outside and then he threw a beer can at me, and that's when I woke up.

Look at how fucking tough we are.

ZIMBABWE BAMBOOZLE PACHINKO