Codename: Jackass

Everybody knows the key to effective boxing is screaming your power-up phrase and hitting him with the force of a thousand suns. I've seen Goku do it a thousand times, and you're not trying to tell me Goku is wrong, are you?

This is my life now.

There are no rules in Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.

Oh I know they don't just stick people in the ring from the get-go. That would be crazy... crazy awesome.

So I have to do a bump of coke before I go into the ring?

I wish I could just move my head movement stat to max like in Fight Night.

Sitting in the dark, shitposting on FFA like usual, chain vaping, listening to obscure electronic music.

I'll tell all the sturgeons about your ding-ding.

Training without fighting anyone is like trying to drive a car without wheels.

I WAS GOING TO POST A WALL OF FLAME EMOJIS BUT I'M ON DESKTOP RIGHT NOW.

GET THE WATER FIND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT THIS HOT TAKE HAS REACHED FOREST FIRE STATUS.

Make the penises kiss.

THIS IS A HOT TAKE. CERTIFIED FIRE. NOT RED HOT, THIS IS A WHITE HOT TAKE.

I don't want to get hit in the body, either, because those are the punches that hurt you later on in the fight. What do I do?

I can lift a hundred pounds right over my head.

In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album. If you don't like tomatoes, there is absolutely something wrong with you, or you have never had a good one. There is nothing wrong with putting ketchup on a hot dog. The Democratic party is just as corrupt and shiftless as the Republican party. (side note, I hate them all, vote for me as Emperor in 2020) Boards of Canada is better than your favorite band.

Not gonna lie, this triggered me a little. Just a little.

We've already paid him enough attention today, just let it go man. I fucked up by even acknowledging him, but at least my post:like ratio went up thanks to this thread, while his remains pathetic.

Dear Cau, I think Rudy Tabootie is a good boy. Regards, empty

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Ice cream sales rise during winter.

I mean, guy's been driving aroundfor a few years now but it just seems off to me. Makes me wonder if the cops have investigated him or if they have anything to go on. I'd think he'd have to have some kind of permit to sell food. I'm probably just paranoid but it feels sketchy.

There's this low-rent ice cream truck that drives around town from time to time. Obviously not sanctioned by any business or ice cream company. I'm convinced the guy driving it is a child predator.

Behavioral scientists try to understand why depressed people are depressed. Scientists find that depressed people find solace in something. They can then use this discovery to develop therapies and counseling methods to help depressed people and gain insight into the psychology of depression. I guess it's only a problem if you deem it so, even though the only qualification you have is scrubbing toilet bowls. I really only posted this thread as a veiled shoutout to one particular person, but thank you so much for your valuable input, I'll make sure to only post topics that appeal to you and talk about about "real" science from now on.

Because behavioral scientists like to understand human behavior. If you were nearly as smart a you pretend to be, you wouldn't have made a career of mopping floors and changing trashbags, old man.