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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. *cheap +1 reply* "lol nice"
  2. I just whack off in bed.
  3. I tend to stand there contemplating existence until the hot water starts to run out.
  4. "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT," THEY ALWAYS SAY. HA HA HA
  5. HE TAKES A LITTLE SHIT IN HIS HAND AND HE PUTS IT ON LIKE LIPSTICK
  6. I hate wearing hats.
  7. AND THEN THE MOTEL MANAGER COMES BY...
  8. AN OFF-DUTY CLOWN ALWAYS CONJURES UP HOOPLA WHEN SHE'S SNIFFIN' UP SNAIL TRACKS OR STEPPIN' ON SLUG BACKS HEY SOMETIMES
  9. SHE CALLS THE DOCTOR SAYS LOOK WHAT I'VE DOOOOOOOOOONE Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in his cap.
  10. DO I HAFTA ASK YA TO CUT THE CACKLE 'BOUT A SNAKE IN A SOUTH MOUTH OR THE COOTER CANAL PATH
  11. DO I HAFTA ASK YA? DO I HAFTA TELL YA?
  12. Just say nothing and walk away.
  13. POISON DART FROG
  14. LIKE WE ACT SOMETIMES LIKE LITTLE GIRLS HEY SOMETIMES HEY SOMETIMES HEY SOMETIIIIMES...
  15. Strange sounding guy but I don't really care what my dentist does outside of workas long as my teeth get fixed and he doesn't diddle kids.
  16. Lil' tobacco tubes
  17. January's great!
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