Codename: Jackass

for sexual doctor?

I'm 7/10 on the drunk scale and that fucked me up a little.

I heard Jeff Mangum landed and is now On Avery Island.

Point me towards the King of Carrot Flowers.

Happy Bouvreday

Knees weak arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti

And a human bean?

Whose bones? Your bones?

All those "fuck you Trump" copycats owe me big.

Who is west park?

"Fuck You Bush" Fuck you, Bush. Fuck YOU, Bush. It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush. What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush? You didn't even get properly elected, Bush. Are you happy now, Bush? Fuck you, Bush.

Wash your hands twice every time from now on.

Just eat meat booooooi

dat dere Celltech

If the feds are after you, that burner is only a false sense of security. Pepper your angus.

um wow okay so if aliens are able to master interdimension travel then they will destroy us quickly

you're damn right

It's gonna sound cliched, but I want a tiger. I will settle for a wolf.