Codename: Jackass

No, I'm just some dude who got really really mad that he had to fish a person's turd out of the urinal with his hand and then unstop it while smelling the stench of stale feces. Yes I had gloves but that didn't make it any more enjoyable. There was fucking corn in it.

You don't just turn down a free dildo.

That won't satisfy me. I will create a super slide just slightly larger than the dimensions of their hips and I will line it with razor blades and I will place a pool of isopropyl alcohol at the end of it and around the pool of alcohol in a thirty meter radius will be mounds of salt yes, I will have my vengeance.

And all I want is a Monster Taco and some curly fries. They're out of fucking curly fries. I'll set the building on fire.

I've got eyes like a Jack in the Box Drive Thru Open late and just there with the other fuckups

Shoulda used some water based lubricant, such as K-Y Jelly.

I'm looking forward to the future, not reminiscing a bit. But I had my Daughters discovery phase during a rough period in my life and they taught me not to give a shit.

Hell Songs is great but I think I still like the self-titled better because it activates my foot-tapper circuits. Hell Songs activates my almonds.

2003 2006 2010

Their self-titled from 2010 is a good mix between this and their earlier work. It's noisy but melodic. Before that is bananas grindcore stuff.

I hope they burn in hell even if there is no such place. I will create it.

Two words: multi pass.

Someone actually shit in the urinal at my job and I had to clean it. I felt like I was living in a bad stoner comedy movie.

That's what my parents told me. But then again, I've been to the land of the Dutch. Very grey, very wet. The wooden shoes are surprisingly comfortable.

this song is my guideline

Thank you Eddie Vedder, I will call you Leeloo from now on.

This is a stark departure from their earlier workbut I'm excited all the same, perhaps moreso because this is what I needed.

Heavens no, that's worse than being Dutch.

Don't move this thread

I want the one that sprays a jet of water up my ass.

Grab a drumstick and your brain starts stickin.

If the menu isn't in moon runes then it's not ching chong chicken.

good dag

We talkin UEMB or ASMB?

Yeah I get mood swings like that sometimes. I don't really remember the last time I was actually happy, but there are moments where I just fall into the pit of despair and it comes out of nowhere. lol comes