Codename: Jackass

There wasn't much about high school that wasn't unfortunate for me for one way or another. That whole period in my life was pretty garbage. A nice prelude for what was to come, really. I'm sure the same can be said for a lot of people here, not trying to make it a contest. My pothead friends were very complimentary on the "Irish fro" as they called it.

It pains me that people can be lactose intolerant when milk is so good.

That was me when I had shorter hair. There was a time when I tried to grow my hair out for the first time in high school that people kept telling me I had a jewfro.

Three day booze binge after going to jail. Baby shit I know, but mama was already disappointed enough.

I have been remarkably free of swamp ass for the past week, which is surprising considering the temps have still been in the mid-90s with 70% humidity.

If you haven't at least seen Jurassic Park, Independence Day and The Fly then you're not a true American.

Remember how Misaka was going on about how he hates Mexicans because they don't speak English and started calling Arabs ragheads? I do.

Tequila is great. One of the only liquors I prefer to shoot or drink straight. Give me a bottle of Patron Añejo and I'm good. Alas, liquor stores close at 9:00 here so I had to settle for a six-pack from my favorite microbrewer.

I just, I just drink blood, dude.

I find that crunch is a more satisfying texture, but there is such a thing as too much crunch. Corn Nuts come to mind.

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It was pretty good and I think there are some tracks I'm going to warm up to more with repeated listenings. Usually what I do with an album that doesn't immediately grab me but offers more is wait a few weeks and listen again with fresh ears.

I need to listen again though