Codename: Jackass

It pains me that people can be lactose intolerant when milk is so good.

That was me when I had shorter hair. There was a time when I tried to grow my hair out for the first time in high school that people kept telling me I had a jewfro.

Three day booze binge after going to jail. Baby shit I know, but mama was already disappointed enough.

I have been remarkably free of swamp ass for the past week, which is surprising considering the temps have still been in the mid-90s with 70% humidity.

If you haven't at least seen Jurassic Park, Independence Day and The Fly then you're not a true American.

Remember how Misaka was going on about how he hates Mexicans because they don't speak English and started calling Arabs ragheads? I do.

Tequila is great. One of the only liquors I prefer to shoot or drink straight. Give me a bottle of Patron Añejo and I'm good. Alas, liquor stores close at 9:00 here so I had to settle for a six-pack from my favorite microbrewer.

I just, I just drink blood, dude.

I find that crunch is a more satisfying texture, but there is such a thing as too much crunch. Corn Nuts come to mind.

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It was pretty good and I think there are some tracks I'm going to warm up to more with repeated listenings. Usually what I do with an album that doesn't immediately grab me but offers more is wait a few weeks and listen again with fresh ears.

I need to listen again though

Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa disappointed