Codename: Jackass

why would they name it Youngstown when it's an old town? they weren't playin' it off legit either

prove it

I was out with Pat

screaming into the void the usual

what is belly swam?

Is Harry the biggest Mary Sue in literary history?

Were you shooting shit?

?

I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter

Get back to me when you're using a nylon rope.

no

That's why I shoot them, because Coors Light is inferior.

"noooo you can't just shoot a gun in an open field it's dangerous!!!!" "lol Coors Light can go psssssshhhhhh"

I've got a 12-gauge. We can go shoot it at tree trunks and beer cans.

I really need to get my shit together and lift again. I did some Romanian deadlifts and my weak tissue-paper hamstrings were hell for five days afterward.

121, 121, subject is aware, abort mission.

It's been six and a half days since my last drink, and in my sober clarity, I was thinking that hair is... hair is just obsolete. Hair is just impure. The dead follicles of your sins, the dead follicles of all your wrongdoings, and they come from inside your body where all these incorrect actions manifest, and they try to purge themselves out of your scalp. Hair is the purge... the body exiling all of its misdeeds and evildoings. Hair itself is an unclean thing. This hair has to go. It's time to purify. I've never felt so much mental clarity in my life.

neither hopefully I want a wife who loves coke and shotguns

peepee poopoo

I remember in college when my friend was taking me to a party but had to stop by his place to shower and pick up weed. His football-player roommates came by and we smoked up and watched Monday Night Football. While waiting for weed man, we decided to play Jenga. It was good fun. The one guy was an African transfer student and he kept saying jen-GA! jen-GA! jen-GA! In this strange cadence to throw us off. I knocked the tower over. 10/10 would Jenga again.

ITT: gay furry knows more about making women orgasm than anyone else here.

Good day

I wish it would have taken his arm.

Good day