Codename: Jackass

My phone thinks waj is a word.

Oh shit yeah don't fuck with your blood sugar.

Trade deadline is November 14. I love me some Bobby Trees because he's not super flashy but he consistently racks up yardage and targets, especially in Buffalo and LA. I always try to get him as my WR3.

The only players I really don't like on Skiles' team are David Johnson and Sony Michel. I just don't think Michel has what it takes and he like never gets TD opportunities. DJ might revitalize in Houston but I'm not sold. Got some really nice late round picks though. Devin Singletary is probably gonna see 250+ touches though Zack Moss is there in the Frank Gore role so bear that in mind. Fant is going to break out this year. Deebo Samuel is also gonna have a lot of targets if his foot holds up. Scoob, I think Golden Tate and Preston Williams are going to surprise. Tate is as consistent as they come and as a end of bench WR you couldn't have done much better. Preston was one of my late round targets too, I'm thinking he get a lot of targets since there are so few receivers around him. Le'Veon Bell should be a RB1 again except Adam Gase is worse than a wet stinky hot fart on the bus in July.

no it is written Dak's Divas will win the bowl says me

aw shit I wish I'd seen this earlier

You ever peeled apart an Arby's Beef and Cheese after it sat in the bag for a while? That sound.

I've been doing intermittent fasting and low carb, though not keto, for months now and my appetite is usually in check. I don't even really feel hungry until I get into my eating window.

I will give you one thousand shares of JCPenney stock. It's going to rebound any day now.

I got dad-dicked by some trigger-happy mod back on ASMB for arguing with a troll for three pages but that was back when I got triggered by things I read on the internet. I think that was like 2010, 2011 at the latest, I was very stupid and they'd just ban your ass instead of moving you to Dumpster Fires. DF is a much worse fate, tbh. But no, I'm not controversial or interesting enough to warrant a ban.

I really don't think about this place ever when I'm going about my normal life. So that's why I'm perturbed now.

thanks

it's not much of a permaban, is it?

No they don't, stop lying!

post song so I can judge plz

It's okay

It's okay

OUR LEAGUE MEMBERS ARE SET @Distortedreasoning @Skiles @panic @Satou Kazuma @scoobdog @1pooh4u @sahockeygrl15 @molarbear @StarPanda DRAFT IS TOMORROW (ONE DAY FROM NOW) AT 12:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

It doesn't get better.

btw not that you are a psycho necessarily, I don't really know enough about you to make that call. But they are among us.

What's wrong?

It's his right. I wouldn't want to deal with a bunch of psychos either.

No, it's worse! They scare the poop OUT of me!

Yep, that's his favorite.

Listen, I don't care what you have to do, but get this place out of my nightmares, I need those so I can go down long scary corridors with ghosts in them or brush my teeth and have all my teeth fall out.