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Codename: Jackass

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  1. ↑ makes human leather in her spare time
  2. ITT: Cau secretly wants to eat ass.
  3. it was the slug don't worry it's benign
  4. Been doin some shrooms?
  5. Get out of bed then, silly!
  6. I never recovered from this tragedy.
  7. I pretend to be Taylor Lautner instead
  8. Would you like me to make you breakfast in bed with a delicious cheese and ham omelet and toast with coffee and orange juice?
  9. Certainly not me HAW HAW HAW
  10. I was trying to come up with a username I was thinking about getting some Oreos from the kitchen when, to my chagrin, I found they had already been eaten. emptycookiejar was born that day.
  11. Because of my stupid username from over a decade ago.
  12. Just like me heyoooooo
  13. Yep You seem like a GM kinda gal I'm a Pontiac man myself But what if it was a Youngsmobile? Short for Youngstownmobile.
  14. Do you prefer Buick or Oldsmobile?
  15. Why are you Firestone when you don't manufacture tires?
  16. Suckin and fuckin? Chillin and grillin?
  17. Ok viperslayer
  18. Why are you called poof when you're a goof? Gotem
  19. yeah but I played it off legit
  20. more like oldsbrown like doody yep
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