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Only when I absolutely have to. Honestly, I don’t really give any fucks about likes, so it doesn’t matter. I DO, however, want things to be entertaining.

My blood pressure is 122/78, last time I got checked. My cholesterol is lower than yours, too. So, go fuck yourself. Wait. You already did and caught the clap.

As someone who lived off of those for a long while......no. No the fuck they don’t. You barely get cheese on those fuckers. How do I know? I LIVED off of them for a long while. Pic related, fucktard.

Finally got you to come here. There’s a reason they are serious slices. Huge ass pieces of pizza.

Your post history is a different story.

Yes. THAT is a horse fly. I'm glad you can pull and image from a blog, but yes, that is a horse fly.

Please......I could've done this, too......I'm in though. [Bitches.]

............Seriously? How the fuck do you lose a voice-activated remote? "Hey, Remote! The FUCK are you?!?" "Right here!"

........Apparently not.

I'm lazy and still do it. Have lazy days all the time. Your logic......it's not working. Or your ability to hold the remote

Yeah.....because that.

You can still take a selfie with a regular camera. Ask Bill Nye the Science Guy

I'm taking minus the remote. Meaning, on-unit.

You would think to give access to the greatest amount of people they would make the UI/UX easier to navigate.

Then use an app on your phone. Damn, you kids are lazy fuckers.

Oh corporate IT........in my previous life....they were the reason I could do my job so effectively back in the day. They had all the access. When I say "all the access," I mean....ALL. The. ACCESS. Put in a request from someone who doesn't exist, and BAM, all the tools and credentials I need to own you.

Because it's like......3 steps, MAX to your TV, in most cases.

That seems......over-complicated and cumbersome.

*SIGH*................... Okay........Misaka.......you KNOW what a "selfie" is. Fuck, you even RESPONDED TO ME in the thread about it. If this is your attempt to troll, I swear to fucking God.....I will come find you, and piss on your pets, then your computer.

......The fuck kind of TV is that?

..........DO you realize how much that is in bacon, hookers, blow, and booze that is?

It's called "exercise"......you know...."working out" or....."gains," to your thick ass. You know, alpha shit. Stupid fuck.