As a former bouncer, it’s called “the element of surprise”. Also, most can’t. The biggest reason it happens is because we are much bigger than you, and therefore, have more force behind what we throw.
Everyone KNOWS your ass does. You’re so quick to try and take a victory lap, you don’t even realize we are making fun of how bad you and your cooking are, dumbass.
2 in the afternoon? Really? Who does that bullshit? Soccer moms?
Also.....I went to school in a really bourgeois district.....so ours had lots of money in it.
Only when I absolutely have to. Honestly, I don’t really give any fucks about likes, so it doesn’t matter. I DO, however, want things to be entertaining.
My blood pressure is 122/78, last time I got checked. My cholesterol is lower than yours, too. So, go fuck yourself. Wait. You already did and caught the clap.
As someone who lived off of those for a long while......no. No the fuck they don’t. You barely get cheese on those fuckers. How do I know? I LIVED off of them for a long while. Pic related, fucktard.