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cyberbully

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  1. OK, maybe it wasn't wish....Looks like it was from knock-off wish
  2. 100% sure wish repurposes some of it's products by simply not knowing wtf they are and the sad part is delivery is more reliable than other online store...Just by a time aspect, not a quality one. There was this wideo of this lady who bought dentures from wish....I remember it cracking me the fyck up....So, you know the drill...brb
  3. Seems you remember quite a few things poorly....Thinking the common denominator here is you.
  4. Perhaps I glossed over some points...I've had my fair share of detriment in 2020, but it's all come along with equal...nay, augmented wins. I'm almost getting cocky.....I've had a lot of time to think, and clear a lot of unnecessary shit from my worry plate. Really, I'm just disappointed in my son missing some epic dunks, and I think he's siding with the wrong kid....I know a shady shit when I hear one, but my son assures me that he's got it under control....I mean, he has the talent naturally but like the Basketball coach trying to teach his kid in the old ways and holding him back, I'm forcing him to either learn for the future, or prove to me he deserves respect in his craft. Nah, the cake thing isn't a problem for me as far as gluttony or weight gain...Honestly, I'll get sick of it after a few pieces and realize "Damn, I coulda just got a quarter sheet and I wouldn't be throwing a quarter sheet away.....It's just that I feel like I go grocery shopping high way too often.
  5. *plops down exasperated* Well, I'll be honest, 2020 has been a great year for me personally and with everything looming about these days, I feel like my luck will soon run out. You know how people say the calm before the storm...Well, that's how I feel. I mean, some fucked up shit has happened to me this years too...But I've come out the other side in every situation just a little happier than before. I'm used to turmoil...Hell, I usually create it when I get bored...But without looking at shit with a wide angle lens, 2020 has really been my year.....And it's more than halfway over. So it's like I'm already celebrating just for December to get here with a whole year's worth of fuck yous. I really hate my son's friends on PSN. I feel like they are toxic af....They keep up drama like (sexist) little girls...Talking behind each others backs, talking on mics to one group of friends while text chatting the others about them and vise versa. It just annoys me to watch and I usually make him go outside and deal with his plants and whatnot because it just gets so cringey. I'm constantly at the point where I want to block all of them and make him find new friends, but then I think "These are just internet kids...His real friends are cool, and they don't have this backstabby relationship that he seems to have over the internet with these kids, so leave him alone...This is probably just him trolling" but in the back of my brain, I'm always looking for excuses to finally force him not to associate with them, and I think it's petty just because I don't like these kids....I mean, they don't say racist shit, or do a lot of cursing like the people I usually meet on PSN (one kid had a potty mouth, but the other kids keep checking him because they apparently have parents that GaF and say they'll have to unfriend him if he keeps it up) So there is no "real" reason he can't play with them, but...It's a clique...I don't like his clique. I bought a birthday cake this morning....This is the 2nd time I've done this this year and it's no one's birthday....I just want cake.
  6. I mean, I may know a guy who pirated a lot of his shit and sold it when he came out and that's the only way that guy knows anything about him prior to this, but he isn't a big enough name for this to jumpstart anything for him down the line..
  7. I don't either, but whoever had this number before me did apparently....I've finally convinced most of the human debt collectors to stop, but the robots don't seem to get it.
  8. I had a voicemail, and it was like "Hi, this is Jennifer, I hope you're having a great day. I'm calling about your outstanding student loans and how I can...." That's as far as I was willing to go even though my intent was to listen to how I can pay these outstanding student loans that I don't have. I'm sure I've had several more from Dave, Mike, William, and Fred since they all start the same, but I don't give dude robots the time of day.
  9. Well, my worries don't actually exist....I was snarkily implying that I believed in a hell since you seem to be assured there is an afterlife. That's all....Now I was thinking about generating another circle of conversational fate here, but I know you can't describe this afterlife you are sure of and I'm not going to read those passages. I tried to read the bible cover to cover before and let's just say "faith" gets pretty old after the 70th time when I'm asked to blindly accept what was stolen and rewritten.
  10. Jada and Will just playing damage control at this point. I believe August when he said Will gave him his blessing...But he was supposed to keep that shit quiet....Getting attention as a celebrity homewrecker is much easier than pretending you have talent.
  11. I was hoping for a clear line of sight, followed by slo-mo replay.
  12. Jerry: It's just like Lassie Beth: Awww....You mean because there was a dog.
  13. I've thought about living in the AoT universe and I just feel like I would never be able to sleep, and the thought that when I hear thunder, I think road conditions, small chance of a tornado, and at the absolute extreme, I get hit by lightning. But in that world, if the ground shake....It's a damned good bet that one of those big, dumb looking nudists are about to come eat some of you and not you have to go fight it. I'm baked and just fixed a bowl of cereal...Do you know what a huge turd on my day it would be if I had to stop, but on my fight suit, and try to protect my family and friends. And suddenly I'm thinking about how awesome living in the Bojack Horseman universe would be.....And the soul crushing irony that a cow man would end up working at BK because if he didn't, his other career choice is being food.... I haven't fully thought this through, but I'm ending this post so I can
  14. You're just going to keep referencing me to the world's first wikipedia....This is why religious people have such a hard time converting people...Y'all never have any answers, just a generic bibliography page of citations that can be interpreted in 100s of ways.
  15. Not what I asked you for....So again, tell me more about this afterlife, not give me homework.
  16. Such unabashed certainty....Tell me more, pls. Are my worries confirmed?
  17. I was going to comment, but as the posts became longer and my attention span became shorter, I assume anything I have to say has already been said. I'll just succinctly posit that the textbook idea of heaven and hell is completely broken and full of holes. Heaven sounds like it can really suck is everybody in your crew doesn't make it, and hell is really dropping the ball of eternal damnation of the soul if it's just the feeling of burning forever, which is a physical attribute.....Way to miss a great opportunity. Could have made the torture of the soul something unfathomable....But no, it's really hot and the gnashing of teeth or some shit. As far as what I hope, I hope I already died and my consciousness just picks up where I left off in a different universe....And when the "death" comes along that sticks, I just awaken in a new body, no memories of this life and all the memories in place of whatever random person I plop into.....Meaning right now, you're you, but you're only you because a plethora of other souls co-habitate your being....Seemlessly giving the guise that this is your life, but in reality you're just a product of preconceived memories and a future of will until the cycle repeats and you are none the wiser.
  18. Pretty good.....Letting my food digest before I go to sleep because I'm convinced going to sleep right after eating is giving me...Well, not nightmares but some really screwy dreams.
  19. Wait, thinking about it, I got it backwards...Babble posted AT each other, and IB with.
  20. I honestly only went to IB after Babble dies early in the mornings, but I would see IB produced several pages easily each day......I would go in and try to find a thread I was replying to the previous night and that shit would be like 4 pages in.....Then when I found it, I would always wonder what was happening....Then I realized that in IB, you don't post with each other but at each other...If that makes sense.
  21. ......I mean.....It's like, I want to give you the attention, but you just don't give me anything to work with.
  22. That's because you weren't an IBer who praised quantity over quality
  23. They make zip up boots for men? Every day is a learning experience if you just take the time to pay attention.
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