cyberbully

I thought this was about the male groomer, which made me think of a few questions.....Then you said it belonged to Tom Robbins (whoever he is) and I was like "ew, I don't care if Amber Rose used it to shave her head, that's a nope from me" Then I realized it's about a typewriter and I no longer have questions, nor am I grossed out.

Post in a hurry b4 getting a toe in my butthole. Nice head, I think I'll take it

Grow up?

Well, I for one don't mean to belittle anyone's faith on a personal level.....So I'll not further try to drag anyone's beliefs through the dirt. I get overzealous sometimes.

I didn't really like the first one (though I don't remember why) so I never played any of the others.....I would actually pick up more Nintento titles if they ever went on sale, but I'm not high enough to drop 60 bucks on Luigi. The switch should have share play like PS4.

You're right...Christianity just bit it and called it the gospel.

I make a mean ass gumbo

I mean, it's not much to recall...And I seriously think it's already here in some capacity...But basically, I feel like a lot of the shit he did was embellished and just seemed the way he told it to him because he was a simpleton.... Don't want to type it out, but I will search for it.

I mean, I didn't pay the mother much attention....Not sure what I could have said about it....I like it alright, and I may have mentioned that I did a rant in a school debate about how all his shit was made up because he was an idiot and a bit of a liar...Which is why in Nam it looked like goddamned star wars....But I was probably more colorful about it depending on context.....If I even brought that up.

Oh, that's actually something I've heard of but I guess I've never seen it.

Ok....I'ma take a shot at this one....Reba McIntire....Macintire.....Mackintire....How the fuck do you even spell that.

I love you dude, you never miss an opportunity to be a sentient fart....You're almost Packard but at least marginally likable.

Is it a launcher or a combo starter?

Can we all get together and watch Bill And Ted Face the Music

I think that's the only standup special he had.... I'm being coy, I know he had others, but I've never seen them...But I saw that one. Jim Gaffigan is a better comedic actor imo

Ok, I've been wrong before...Is that a real movie or are you just tossing in Seinfeld references for the lulz.

The Basketcase movies....They are just so fucking awful but I loved them

Just called, Moms said it bypassed them....They got some light rain and that was it....So I guess my anxiety can shut off now

Just talked to my mom....She said winds are kinda high but no rain. I told her she should probably get to my uncle's bu she's stubborn so here's hoping it's just a blowhard.

I hate shaving, but I also hate facial hair (except for my stache and soul patch)....Letting the barber shave me is more comforting to my face, but I'm terrified the whole time....Like one day this dude can just flip out and carve me the fuck up....I guess there's nothing stopping him from doing it while he's cutting my hair...I'm sure the straight razor is still close by, but I feel like he might telegraph it a bit and I can see him in the mirror across the shop.

your taco bell sucks

this

It's not the same thing as whatever is happening here, but it did remind me of it. I hate people who like their own FB posts....How fucking obsessed with yourself do you have to be to like your own shit on Facebook.

Sc followed by an I, Y or E produces the "s" sound. No, I'm not backing this up with facts.