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I got puncture marks all over my arms just from gently trying to move some fluff out of the way so I could see. I need another beer now damn it. Cat wasn't even trying to fuck me up but the holes are on both arms.. my hands.. he was being gentle to..

but to reply to this yeah there's no bone poking through skin that I've seen and I have caught him in a good mood where he realized I was trying to doctor him, and he let me put hydrogen peroxide on one spot... Now I see an area closer to his ankle, and he's been fucking me up everytime I try to look at it so whatever.

He's had a previous but still probably worsening "high rise syndrome" issue in that same foot and he's got norwegian forest cat blood.. He plops from my carport onto the top of my lifted truck and likes to slide down the window looking at me when I get home.... and he's outside a lot so that's my speculation. Without an x-ray though it's just blah.

He's not really a trash pet.. I'm pretty mad I can't even examine the area he has bare without being punctured though. My mom has a cat carrier.. So at least I can use that for the trip I think. I like to treat my animals myself I'm just mad because I've developed a don't piss me off I wont piss you off type set up with this rescue cat and he's a bro to my dogs..Still cats always react to you scoping out their injuries so negatively.. I was able to disinfect the first hairless spot I saw and he remained pretty chill, but vigilant watching me like he was ready to slice.. He's still not putting any weight on it though.. so *sigh* vet time. 😪

I hate that, but he's been limping for a week plus now and I'm seeing a new area he has bare and his longer fluff covers it. I can't examine it properly and cats are such trash pets they need to be sedated for a vet to even touch them with this kind of injury so yeah.. Fun shit. He has to have a fracture I'm thinking.. Even if he doesnt the bill is going to be a couple benjamins regardless. He's not in any vet system.

No shit I've only been saying this for years.

Also I love how morbid the idea is that humans in the pokemon world can end up as ghost pokemon so I could see myself being drawn to them out of curiousty. I'd be the Zac Bagins of the pokemon world.. "OMG guys did you hear that!? Someone just jingled some keys near this grave what do you think they were trying to say!?" **Klefki used astonish** OMG guys I think we have a ghost on our hands did you feel that!" 😵 Skeptics: "It's a fucking Klefki I can see it floating in the background." Pokemon Zak: "And when we reviewed the footage our cutting edge cameras caught you can clearly see a spirit orb on the right.." **circles blurry klefki in sharpie** There's so much potential with this skit I just spit-balled.. Next time on Pokemon Zac Bagans he encounters and actual ghost pokemon and attempts to interview it for it's back story..I'm bored ok... 🙃

It's hard to pick a favorite. If you ask what I'd go with if I was in the magical pokemon realm I'd probably start with whatever I get my hands on and work up from there like I do on the games. I like Darkrai though. The movie with him sucked, but I kind of like the anti-hero to hero nature it gave him.

That voice is hard to nail honestly.. Hank Hill.. You can get the accent but you kind of have to mumble ever so slightly.. I've never bothered Hank Hill is too much of a cliche to be funny to me most of the time. Some of jis reactionary shit is entertaining, but that's as far is it goes. Edit: Like a nasally clogged Dr. Phil or somethin'

I'm already adapted to tear gas.. I once saw an old ass war veteran TDC instructor fire off a canister of it via AR and then run over and do push ups on it. That man.. ODB status for sure, but you had to respect that..

Typhlosions a walking volcano. Espeon could turn your brain into mush anfd make you do it's bidding.. Blazekin could tear you in half with a kick without even using it's talons probably.. Lapras is supposedly chill, but you better wear some damn good noise canceling headphones if it starts singing (perish song) Honestly even butterfree could kill you if we're applying irl rules here you might need a hazmat suit to touch it, but I'll stop. 😆 edit: Espeon doesn't evolve and get psychic powers until it loves it's trainer enough to develop precognition specifically to protect that trainer though so it's probably a good one to have.

lol 11,000 threats on a malwarebytes scan? I can see that happening, but it still sounds ridiculous. It being a kids pc makes it believable but still.. I don't think I've ever seen malewarebytes flag more than a few hundred threats in one scan. At least in recent years. 😆

Hmm well I'll be..

I kind of knew that already I just doubted anyone with a mod hat would ever bother to move something back but sure why not.

Doesn't looked Df'd to me.. Can threads even get 'undumpster-fired' or were you just looking for a nice drama hole? 🤨 I'm not trying to start shit, but I don't even see a sliced df version in that folder so I am a bit curious now.

That.. Your logic seems sound I can't lie, and I am also not high...

Yeah I'm sure everyone's already realized you argue for the sake of argument alone.

Right I'd have to take a photo of a polaroid that was probably C- to begin with to get that far back if not more... Celebrity scrapbook or what jk~ I was an anti photo child up the ass, and I'm still like why you need a picture even with the internet which is stupid I know.

ketchup...catch up.

I missed most of it. I hope you at least had some people executed.

Why the question mark?

For the sake of the thread though I think processor performance....nvm. It's just like what can you say.. Apple still makes quite a livin' though god bless.. 🤨

Ipods and itunes got me I can't lie. I got salty when they started Iphones though.. and to be fair their debut was awesome, and I'm sure they have some fair phones.. Def. not fair prices though. Pretty much everybody that's toted a 1up Iphones have on android/google phones is an easy do it yourself thing or add on for the android/nonIphone side and it saves you hundreds of dollars.. Just no. 🙃