PhilosipherStoned

So what do I do? Get drunk?

10 out of 10

Death is a possibility. I heard a story one time about a man that was a struggling alcoholic taking a bottle of booze up the ass so his wife wouldn't know, and he ended up dying because it got into his bloodstream faster supposingly.

Honestly that specific stereotype does seem to make more since with the japanese language, but it happens with chinese as well, I don;t know anything about the chinese language, but I've met enough foriegn exchange students, and immigrants to know it happens to chinese people to.. It even seems to be harder for chinese people to get passed that. Not sure why.

I would've joined but I passed out after work and just woke up.

I bought myself a nintendo switch and two games.. That's honestly good enough for me. I might buy myself some more presents later.

shut up Buzzfeed.

Can it be over already.

pour me some plz.

All I know is pain. MY feet feel like they've been scorched, and hit with a hammer, and I havent even looked at my shin yet.

How about a free 'hahaha everybody laugh at stoned' story to commemorate the occasion. I was a floater today on the shipping lanes... which is someone that goes from lane to lane helping the assigned loaders keep up with their frieght, and bails them out when they get so backed up they can't keep the belt moving.. I was walking with a big stack of tote box lids that they use to mark the end of the batches and I didn't see a small stack of pallets ahead of me because of the large view obstructing totes in my hands.. so I slammed into the stack of pallets hard enough to send me flying almost head first over them.. caught my balance, and just kept walking like nothing happened.. though I was probably a little visibly shaken... A new guy saw the whole incident, and just pointed and laughed.

Sweet fading light of day! Sweet sweet cushiony chair! I wish I never had to leave you again. I'm pretty sure my shift just did a weeks worth of warehouse work just so everybody can be off for christmas tomorrow, but whatever! It's over! 5 DAYS OFF.

No. Gravity has me right where it wants me.

lol..

Thick thighs save lives.

Sure. Last time I tried online wii u smash fools started lagging, and desperately trying to hang off the ledge to protect themselves in some desperate attempt at ledge guarding.. I have more fun fighting level 9 bots then I do a lot of players honestly. Even a lot of 'good' smash players get defensive way too quick for me. I want to hold you to your word. I got 5 days off comin' bro.

Eh. whens our match. Online smash bros is usually a snore.

right I mean if I had a danger mouse beat that.. might work. I'm not even looking for bars man. Just ideas. Like the roots of my style.. MY foundation. honeslty is something I'm still building. So maybe I can talk about that.. but I mean. THE foundation right. blues. soul.. boombap is the style of hiphop that inspires me a lot idk. ... Too much work.. that's the foundation of my style. Not the kind that comes in a bag either. I digress...

Definitely mumbo. Bro. I mean Brah. bra. .... bra. bra bra bra bra. bra bra bra bra. bra bra bra bra. bra bra bra bra. bra bra bra

Meh. Get back on topic. Foundation puns... Like Ia graphic novel. Maybe I should stick some bodies under the foundation of my house..,. I mean idk I'm just brain storming here.

I get mixed vibes when it comes to ICP..

Mmmhmm Well I have a few ideas.. building puns.. I just havent decided how to connect, and build those yet. Thanks for the input though.

You is Mumbo. Mumbo is You. I am on to you. Quick someone call the cawps. Call an ambulance~

Right I get you. See the cool thing is that's actually part of my craft.. I've become pretty goood at adding sound samples and different tones into base tracks when needed between my rap verses so... Who knows.. Maybe I can make it shine a lil..