PhilosipherStoned

Why the fuck are you with T-Mobile though? Not sure why it took me this long to rag on you for that..

Nice. That looks better than the last score I looked at for myself honestly. Though I think maybe a few of the agencies might have had me a few points higher.

I have found universal truths in Master Buddhas teachings as well, There's no need to go full on monk on our asses though if I do say myself.

dammit ghost.. anyway sleep paralysis is REALLY good at making you think it;s something else. Supposingly areas of your brain that are active during REM and dreams are active in that state even though you are awake...so it's a good excuse for everything supernatural. I use it as a blanket excuse. It works..

Sounds like sleep paralysis induced by heavy narcotics. Sleep paralysis is rarely a positive experience.

nothing. give better head?

The eye lashes need to come out.

I'm supposed to go pick up the prize at the local dodge/jeep chrysler here tomorrow.. 2500 instant cash is what it it says... If they tell me it's just to put down on a new vehicle I can already feel my ptsd acting up. jk. It doesn't say anything in fine print, and appears legit so far. I talked to a non indian event coordinator at least.

Here's a lump of puppies to get you started.

It's advertised as a katana machete and lemme just say, it is effective at either application.. I've mainly used it to cut down small trees.

Oh I thought so.

3 what?

If I ever actually spend time learning an authentic ninja weapon I want it to be this. I mean it's a tactical favorite, but not explicitly a ninja weapon I guess..

Gawd that uggh. my ears..

@Cau lol/

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The top one. The bottom Shenron forgot to eat is wheaties or somethin' Just look at that dull sheen.

This needs a punchline to really bring it home idk. Too hungover to help with that..

Jeff Goldblum.

Tree...bacon.

The yule log prank was acceptable.. but now your taking food out of the mouths of children. You monster.