GunStarHero

I want you to know that I have the exact answers you are looking for with this thread. But also that I am not going to tell you but I am replying so you know that I saw this and decided not to help you out.

What game is this?

Had a 16oz ribeye, aged for 40+ days. And also some beer battered onion rings. They were there, too.

Has protected [classic swim], for now.

Prints out memes and sends to friends via snail mail.

Kisses their prized, autographed, lenticular copy of the 1998 "comedy film" Chairman of the Board every night before going to bed.

Exclusively sings The Champs song "Tequila" every karaoke night.

Owns the entire Ernest P. Worrell Criterion Collection on 4k Ultra HD.

Frequently find themselves engaged in gunfights at the local Cracker Barrel because they can't stop calling Reagan a pussy.

Runs a racket selling horses they lure away by sticking an ice cream cone in their back pocket.

Claims to have invented the question mark.

Had a hyped up cameo in The Might Ducks movie but was such a bad actor they were told to just keep quiet and stay in the back.

Was accused of stealing Clyde "Sweetfeet" Livingston's World Series shoes from a charity auction and as a result was sent to Camp Green Lake to dig holes out in the sweltering heat as punishment, which was attributed to the curse placed upon his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and by proxy his entire family.

Left it to Beaver.

Watched the first episode. Not bad. Laughed a couple times but I get the feeling this isn't strictly a comedy by any means.

His mind is telling him no, but his body? His body's also telling him no.

I just think god fucking sucks at playing this game.

Moonlights as a Greeter at the local Wal-Mart. Doesn't actually work there but no one seems to notice.

Made a killing selling Viagra exclusively to Jerry Buss.

Could use one down here. There is one Books A Million about 40mins away and that's it for hours in every direction. We used to have a lot more but they're long gone now.

Despite all his rage, is still just a rat in a cage.

Philly cheesesteak pizza. Did some bourbon pork and rice at work for a test run. Going to swap to chicken for the sake of mass appeal and run it next week. Opted to use apple juice in the marinade and it ended up being the right call.

Once met Dennis Rodman at the airport and has since spent every night waiting for him to call and invite them to North Korea.