GunStarHero

Sleeps in a giant bowl of pudding. Flavors may vary.

Needs more allowance (yodelayeoo).

To this end I also love when older games have cheat codes in them. Some stuff I'm ok to earn again, since it's part of the process. But I'm gonna keep it a buck with ya, I don't have all my old games, so I don't have my old save files and I ain't gonna spend 100+ hours unlocking everything again. Just let me play.

Goes into fast food restaurants, orders a drink, then sits down to DoorDash something from another restaurant and eats it there.

There is some kind of bizarre cheesecake cartel going on in my area. I thought we were insane charging $80 for a 10 inch cheesecake but apparently we were behind the curve and upped our price to $90 to be in line with everyone else. We do make our own stuff in house but as someone that makes the damn things I don't get it. I mean the math sorta checks out that it's around $11 per slice and there are 8 slices per cheesecake but I cannot fathom dropping $90 on any of our cheesecakes. There are some that I would pay that price for, mostly for a super special occasion, but not ours, much less the other places nearby doing this. But fuck me gently with a chainsaw, people are buying them up like crazy. We have to do a dozen per day to meet in house needs and orders.

We sometimes call our pet rat, Churro, Chaos Beans. I will not elaborate further.

Instead of excusing themselves when talking to others, they simply raise their finger and wail like the Body Snatchers until the other party flees in terror.

That would be hilarious. Be interesting to see if the rest of the crew is added later on but has updated models. Guess this also means there is a non zero percent chance that Trigun may one day collaborate with Fortnite. Outlaw Star, of course, will remain in the shadows and I'm kinda fine with that, just leave it alone.

I actually have a tinfoil hat theory that they made those models awhile back and weren't able to get all the red tape sorted until recently. I been playing Fortnite off and on for a few years now and the older anime characters look wonky or outright bad. But the newest ones look really good. Cool to see Bebop in another game but these skins don't look great. Really don't mind Fortnite. It's a pretty complicated game to get good at, build or zero build, and I figure they are just going to continue making it into a hub game with all manner of collaborations. You can basically play a few other games on there, as it is now, like all the LEGO stuff, racing, rhythm, even FallGuys kinda. I suspect this duo of Spike and Faye will run around 2,800 V Bucks since they mentioned some items will come from in game quests, so it'll be around $22 for the both of them, which is their standard for these kinds of things. I'm fine dropping a little money here and there for these types of things but most stuff I don't care for. The shoes and songs cluttering up the shop are ridiculous, though. But is funny to see Godzilla rockin' some Jordans as he slam dunks. Here is a comparison of the older and newer anime/cel shaded models Older: Newer:

Trying to make croutons with fruit in them at work, originally using old muffins, to put with a salad because I think that sounds delicious but I am getting so much opposition at work. Made a test salad with a strawberry vinaigrette, arugula, spinach, feta cheese, onions, and candied pecans with blueberry and raspberry muffin croutons. Not exactly healthy but I think this is worth revisiting. Croutons with fruit in them are far too rare and that needs to change.

Hides blunts around the house to cheer herself up when she finds them later on.

Meticulously measures every Fruit by the Foot to ensure accuracy.

Owns a comically oversized cellphone strictly for terrorizing the general populace of England.

Sounds awfully keen to join them.

Likes to go metal detecting in the local pawn shops.

Driven mad attempting to find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

Uses public transit not because they need to but because they want to aggressively bark at anyone that tries to sit by them before sprinting away on all fours.

Wakes up every morning and calls the police about Billy Crystal not actually being made of crystals.

I worked as an assistant chef to the executive chef (mouthful ain't it?) at a 4 star resort in Vegas pre COVID, yes. Still a chef but I do consulting and work as a garmo right now.

Doing a roasted honey chipotle chicken sandwich on pretzel buns with Swiss beer cheese sauce and some feta fries on the side. If I ruin the chicken then it's Pizza Time.

Has a side hustle hustling sides while doing the Hustle off to the side of the local Applebee's.

Halo has been on PC since 2003, but outside of bad ports of the first two games, there wasn't anything official nor of note until MCC launched on Steam and Windows Games in 2019. They added Reach to MCC and added games to the PC port of MCC as they went along. Halo 2 somehow got so busted you could fire certain projectiles into the floor and kill other players instantly, including shotguns to the floor. They fixed that but never fixed gamertag spoofing or the onslaught of cheating that comes with PC stuff, nevermind smaller issues like joining matches with the teams visually flipped but only for you (i.e. you see all enemies as friends and all friends as enemies) and god knows how many other, seemingly minor issues that just pile up over time. Wanna play co-op on Xbox with your friend on PC? Fuck you! Not allowed lol As for Nintendo and Microsoft, it'll be interesting. I expect Microsoft to start passing out their mascots like candy soon, though, and between Nintendo and Sony, someone is gonna make Microsoft tighten the fuck up on their games. I mean Halo coming to Playstation and Switch? Insanity but if it were to ever happen who could have guessed it'd be shitty, half-working ports.

Shoot me the link.

Cannot wait to see how Xbox fumbles adding Halo to other consoles. Ideally, they would add something polished to offer these new players but both MCC and Infinite are fucked up messes. Maybe they are good enough for a general audience to dip their toes in before ultimately playing campaign, a handful of multiplayer matches, and moving on for good, but Halo has been fumbled for longer than it was ever on top. Time after time, Microsoft and co have dropped the ball with the franchise. Pathetic player retention for their last 3 major games, embarrassing launches, bizarre decisions like stopping the Doom x Halo crossover and Helldivers style Halo game, refusing to release a poor quality Halo show until the dumpster fire on Paramount showed up and was somehow acceptable before getting canned after 2 seasons, Hunt the Truth, mocking fans for trying to fix the games, mocking concerns over excessive microtransactions, wasting hundreds of millions of dollars developing half a game, and the list goes on and on. At this point I just want to see what fucked up decision they have up their sleeve for putting Halo on non Xbox and PC platforms. Even bringing Halo to PC has been largely terrible with a lot of issues never resolved. I could talk about this for days but Microsoft is just so fucking stupid it's amazing.

Going to assume you are attaching this container to your crotch before hitting the remote and that, for whatever reason, your autopilot self is not emptying it every day or so, then I would guess that fast forwarding a couple of centuries may cause a biblical flood before you ever get the chance to resume existing. But on the bright side you can drink as much as you like at that point. Just tell Henry Winkler you love him. For all of us, baby.