MegaNaraku

Well, depending on the situation, I still may or may not have a huge boner :D

It's stuck. Help.

Got the wrong impression perhaps

Great excuse to go home, since its a job you hate ya know

-_'

Sharks are fucking cool

I got a massage a while back but it was from a dude. I'm scared of getting a massage from a lady because I think I'm just going to get a huge erection out of it. And if she is the type to not "play along with me" then it will just be very awkward

Looking pretty hot

At night I always hear tapping on my window or ruffling sounds in my closet. I hope to fucking god it's just some animal or creature that's nocturnal. I'd not like a ghost or demon present. It's been like a week now. It freaks me out I asked the people here, but they don't hear it in their room, hm

Whatever helps I guess

I don't even get breaks. I know, it's shitty

I like hentai haha I like that and regular porn. I'll fap to both

Happiness and motivation

Naaaah, I like those classy girls

Employers like that need to be shot in their fucking faces. I hate when they say they WILL call and don't. Like bitch, just go fucking die. I'd rather know whether or not they want me. Not just a "we will call you" bs lie. I hope they get shot for stupid shit like that. I hate it

Not all. Mostly just trash, ratchet, and super fucking ghetto

Them gag reflexes

The human

Some of my customers LITERALLY smell like shit. Like pure straight up shit. Then again, I work in the ghetto so

I keep writing 2016. I gotta get used to this

I'm sure it would be

Just a short feeeeew hours away

Host an Unevenedge Roomate audition

Well damn