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Bouvre

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  1. He solves the riddle of my groin
  2. My laundry room is in the kitchen. So while I'm waiting for the laundry to finish I'm drinking whiskey and/or tequila from the cupboard above the stove to the right.
  3. I love escape rooms. My ass loves puzzles.
  4. I willfully infected my clean eye with the pink eye from my other eye to get out of a school project
  5. Here's to a speedy recovery!
  6. My love hasn't ended.
  7. I love him.
  8. I read "bridge dick" and lost interest when I learned I was mistaken.
  9. Lord I should put this in my sig.
  10. So how do they rank yo?
  11. That was a fairly recent announcement. Never had a girlfriend prior?
  12. All my creepiest girlfriends are tied with one another, and I blame that on the fact they were people I met on ASMB.
  13. You gonna @ me without actually @ 'ing me?
  14. My stats teacher was fired for taking pics of female students' cleavage. He looked the part too. My ath med teacher is a close second. She was fired for engaging in relations with a female student.
  15. I was close. I was thinking Applebees
  16. What do I get out of it?
  17. Bouvre

    Bruce

  18. Jepsen's Emotion was and is such a hot fucking album.
  19. I don't lie about what I like, but people are surprised how passionate I am about Carly Rae Jepsen.
  20. Not sure why this is only for guys, but nurse her wounded, debilitated body back to health I guess
  21. I actually like the city a whole lot, Despite its confusing non-grid roads
  22. Pretty mediocre looking
  23. I'm not scared of Patriots fans as much as people who seem to be infatuated with Brady. His face is such a foot.
  24. Not all entirely safely, but I have most of my digestive system still, and that's good.
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