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I don't like using Amazon, but I especially won't be buying anything during the strike.

They know I'm gay as hell. Now they know I'm girl as hell.

I keep forgetting to actually plan a celebration for the part of my family that doesn't know we're married. Needless to say, I love my stupid spouse. We're celebrating with drinking and reading love poems/short stories. This is one of my recent favorites:

I drink the vodka, my spouse is a slut. Together vodka slut describes our relationship. Unless you're calling me a slut FOR vodka, which is accurate.

Ya I'm your vodka aunt Duh

Already did binch

Also, I just came out even more broadly to my less understanding family. Wish me luck.

I'm at my most powerful right now. Only these goats are capable of stopping me.

Went to see Mark Lanegan in a small venue. Talked with some fans, got Mark to take a photo with the plush husky I had in my backpack. It was very pleasant.

Can my threesome just be cuddling? Perhaps I'd choose Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish) and Gren (Cowboy Bebop)

It was good as fuck.

Thanks! I'm a big fan of structure and the various ways it contributes to things like tension/character. I'm grateful you picked up on it. ❤️

Better to raid a concentration camp anyway.

Epic testicles rhymes slightly enough with Episcopals to make me think you found your calling.

Golden age is dope af. Hammett is one of my favorite sentence writers.

This piece got rejected from many places, but that's the expectation. However, some of my favorite journals (Adroit, Passages North) were excited about it and invited me personally to submit more, so I decided I wouldn't give up until it found a good home.

I always try to give more in each story But through less. Certainly isn't easy.

Thanks for reading anyway!

Thanks for reading!

It's a sad strange story about escape rooms. I hope y'all like it. http://www.drunkmonkeys.us/2017-posts/2019/7/8/fiction-memory-games-ethan-leonard

I go outside every day. Coincidentally, I am also miserable every day. Thanks for nothing, great outdoors.

Hell I'd buy the Tsuritama Blu-Ray twice it's so crisp and beautiful, especially on a summer day.

The question isn't why, it's when. It's also how. Both are the sex.

I read this with a desperate, panicked urgency. Not so much as "no indecent business allowed" but more like "surely there's no indecent business! Surely!" And I laugh, because here you are.