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If we're talking about the antagonists, well chances are there weapons are like drone strikes: only as effective as their intel.
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Ain't nothing more relatable than advanced tech being surprisingly shitty. Ever purchase a newly released Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and board an airplane?
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I think both are acceptable. I think I just have a certain view of child as being a little colder, or more distant. Kid feels endearing to me (though not everybody), and it likely gets my favor because of sound more than meaning.
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I'm being a drunk bitch annoying everyone in my student housing
Bouvre replied to jackiemarie90's topic in Free-For-All
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Obviously if I couldn't spell soup every day with fridge magnets I'd be pretty upset too.
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Snickerdoodles
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Thanks for reading y'all. It's a bit sad, but it brought me a lot of happiness to write it, and certain parts (the relationship between Sarah and Joey, for instance, and his return much later). I intended for these parts to buoy the grief at least a little.
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It was accepted back in January, but their limited publishing schedule (I think it's one story a week) made the wait longer than many places. Anyway, I hope you like it. https://jellyfishreview.wordpress.com/2020/05/25/negative-space-by-ellie-gordon/
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How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time?
Bouvre replied to Azalar Hex's topic in Free-For-All
Well then shit if they don't have to stay intact, I don't even want to guess how much I could put in there. If they have to stay intact: zero. Details you probably never need to know in the spoilers.- 58 replies
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How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time?
Bouvre replied to Azalar Hex's topic in Free-For-All
Despite not sounding ideal, freezing them would an option. You'd just have to be quick about all of them because they'd thaw fast.- 58 replies
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How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time?
Bouvre replied to Azalar Hex's topic in Free-For-All
Probably ten.- 58 replies
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Tsuritama, if you're up for something whimsical. Natsume's Book of Friends, while episodic, is well done and plot driven. Plenty of humor, plenty of heartbreak.
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0/10 don't recommend callused feet.
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I love possums!
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They launder my money, which is close enough
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A steller's jay and two crows
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I put the Callous in Maria Callas
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That's part of the reason why it's invading my living room
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ant wah-tur Lan-caster if it's Cali, Lanecuhster otherwise. Cuh-rib-be-uhn and Car-a-bein Our
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Cock rings go around the base and behind the testicles, and are adjustable to sizes (we got leather ones with button snaps), so they can be pretty large.
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When the doctor suggested surgery and a brace for all my youngest years, my parents scrambled to take me to massage therapy, deep tissue work, osteopathy, and soon my crooked spine unspooled a bit, I could breathe again, and move more in a body unclouded by pain. My mom would tell me to sing songs to her the whole forty-five minute drive to Middle Two Rock Road and forty- five minutes back from physical therapy. She’d say, even my voice sounded unfettered by my spine afterward. So I sang and sang, because I thought she liked it. I never asked her what she gave up to drive me, or how her day was before this chore. Today, at her age, I was driving myself home from yet another spine appointment, singing along to some maudlin but solid song on the radio, and I saw a mom take her raincoat off and give it to her young daughter when a storm took over the afternoon. My god, I thought, my whole life I’ve been under her raincoat thinking it was somehow a marvel that I never got wet. Ada Limon, The Raincoat