I'd put a password-protected block of OKC (and every dating site/app I could find) on all your devices and across every browser.
And I wouldn't be able to tell you the password(s) even if I wanted to because I'd set it to be whatever slapping the keyboard randomly came out to.
I didn't say anything since I thought I'd be asleep by now, but I'm apparently still awake.
Also, I should probably go to sleep since I'm getting kinda tired.