Not to make your day worse scoobdog[/member] but Jingai's the top now.
If it's any consolation, I've bumped mthor's 'it's not cancer' declaration thread off from the 'most liked message' in favor of PTA wishing to live in her girlfriend's vagina.
Piano wire noose around neck.
Heavy object attached to other end.
Wire goes across sturdy beam and object on high place.
Glue hands to head.
Make angry face and knock the object off.
You look like you got really mad and ripped your head off with your bare hands.