naraku360

Wow! This was worth making a thread for! Your stories are so engaging.

I bet they had to contact Jared using a complex encrypted message system via an inmate cocaine smuggling network to get contact info of the CEO, which was quickly received in exchange for kiddy porn disguised as drugs. They called Suzanne Greco and were like, "Yo, fuggs posted a scathing Yelp review, what do we do?" And Suzanne says, "You didn't give her enough onions? You don't deserve a great Yelp review!" And the Subway manager stammers out, "B-but what... do we do?" "You're all fired and replaced by better sandwich artists! Sandwich artists who know that with great Yelp reviews comes great responsibility."

Isn't this definitive proof that you aren't really Packard? Assuming you really bought via eBay, you'd have to use a credit/debit card, or minimally a bank account. Both of which Packard was strongly opposed to ever doing, you dumb hack.

I finished both and wound up caring very little about most of P4. Like there were a couple things here and there that made me want to really like it, but I just couldn't get into it and stay into it since for every good thing, there would be several pretty dumb things. Didn't have that problem with Zero Escape. I liked all 3 games in the series enough tp finish all of them. P4 didn't exactly inspire me to pick up the others, but I probably will eventually.

You literally could not.

I'm still wagering it could be used to bludgeon him. So, is it really trash?

We didn't need to see another picture of your vagina, fuggs.

Yeah. Have you tried making the food look edible?

Is that something we could use to make you shut the fuck up? I'm thinking by bashing you over the head with it.

Last time I saw a guy need to shut the fuck up, it was in your posts.

A script.....

The characters and story were the main selling point of Persona, but neither of those were especially good in P4. The bad outweighed the good, imo. From a purely writing perspective, picking between Zero Escape and P4 goes to ZE without any hesitation. Even gameplay-wise, I had more fun doing puzzles than most of the actual P4 gameplay.

But Zero Escape is significantly better than P4.

Dumbass OP is a dumbass OP.

Woah! That suddenly made this thread so much more interesting! ::]::

I predict that in 10 years you'll finally have a smart thought.

You should test this theory and get back to us on your findings.

Garbage.

Is this the what your mundane, tepid existence has reduced itself to? Threads about how you own a fridge.... and it's plugged in.... and functions? Is.... this what constitutes as a thread to you now? Bro, get a hobby or something. If my life was that boring I'd end it as soon as possible.

Is that where you get your science "facts"? Cartoons?

I don't think there is a word to describe how immensely stupid this thread is.

How do you manage to convince yourself these stories are interesting enough to tell?

If I were in your position, I would've hunted that motherfucker down. Ran after that bike for hours and all through the city if I had to. And when I finally caught him, I'd grab him by the shoulder, look him square in the eyes, and say, "Thank you homeless guy. Without your help, I may have accidentally ate at Del Taco."

I feel like the only person who noticed Diane's shoes were red. They weren't those shoes, but they were red.

Lol