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My pronouns are shut the fuck up, Packard, and you suck giant ballsacks full of dicks.

So, I made the hasty decision to chuck my good, but now covered in vomit, headphones and bought new headphones. Everything seemed good with them.... Except when I tried to plug it in, it turns out what came in the box was the previous model so the cable doesn't fit and the Bluetooth name suggests some guy named Kevin owned them previously. Instacart might give me full credits back, though. Hopefully I can just keep them for effectively free.

Nabs would need Packard to make himself look stunning.

My day so far: Wake up Start eating Have gag reflex for no reason other than trying to swallow Realize this occasionally causes me to puke, so I lie down in hopes it calms down It did not calm down I did not manage to get off the floor and to the bathroom So... I threw up while lying face up I guess that's what puking into your own face is like. 0/10, would not do again.

Prove it.

I don't actually have a strong opinion on Sealab. Didn't watch it much. I just rthought the sass deserved a react.

I was sad, then I thought about when I was in grade school and farted so hard my chair shook and everyone froze in disbelief at the massive 30 second boom conveniently timed during a moment of silence. I'm not sad any more...

I'm legally blind and I can tell where the trees are.

..... Can you prove that it started the way you're saying?

The climate part.

I dunno, ask the guy about to be president. That's his wildfire solution.

I hear we could use our giant water faucet.

Goddamn, the stupid comes too fast.

[Packard responds with something incredibly stupid]

"I lifted 50 over my head with one arm." [video linked showing it isn't 50] "That's not 50, but I could make it 50!"

Packard is the special kind of stupid, though. It's impressive.

Probably? It's Packard. I only ask for his opinion to go on an inane, incompetent but unintentionally hilarious adventure.

I must find out the thoughts of Packard. He's an anomaly of absurd ignorance that should not exist in a reasonable world. I have a fascination with weird, often dumb shit. It's all in the name of science, considering Packard manages to be one of very few people I still know whose opinions are of no other value.

Insurance companies control the cost of hospitals. They could make the cost lower in a heartbeat if the industry as a concept weren't unambiguously an absolute scam.

My ice pick got stuck in some guy's skull..... Otherwise, it's been alright.

Okay? He also hasn't been politically relevant for 2 decades. What's your point?

Uh.... What's his stupid book?

Al Gore? Dude, what year do you think it is?