naraku360

The mass confusion of literally nobody being confused.

Why are you here and not putting your giant shlong in CutieQuesadilla[/member]'s vagina?

Dear Admin[/member], Why you gotta be a doucheface? Sincerely, Everyone

Shut up, worstraku.

Just when you thought Chuck didn't really have enough screentime to get worse he finds a way to prove you wrong.

I tried Salvia the other day. It felt like I was being pulled out of the universe and my friends got caught in a time loop trying to pull me back, but each time the same moment repeated and overtook the previous iteration it was like I shrunk a little until I disappeared completely. Apparently, I stood there for 5 minutes shouting, "What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?" Good times.

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Are those like the chopped nuts you get any time you attempt to talk to the opposite sex? ::]::

I was going to guess dick, but fiery :poop: is an acceptable answer.

Pussy.

Yeah, she's muh waifu, so I suspect she's irl awesome. owo I'm planning to make a trip to NY eventually. I'm pretty close to my savings goal, but schoolwork is hitting too hard atm. Probably gonna have to wait until after graduation in a few months.

I like the part where she showed us the whiny bitch boy PMs he sent her, though.

Right after getting stomped by PTA. >

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Dude, he had an emotional breakdown over it for the entire next day. We practically had to talk bitch boy-gundam out of a suicidal tantrum. Distortedreasoning[/member]

It's really not PTA's fault you're such a bitch boy that getting called out scared you off. Zenigundam[/member]

Well, now I'm jelly. I've seen pictures of her without a covered face on IG and FB, but haven't met in person. ::HMM:: It's gonna hapoen. Just not as soon as I hoped.

Not sure why you're bragging about the accomplishments of some chick we've never met, but... uh, *waves at other chick* congrats, I guess.

I can confirm that she is very hot.

I didn't know, or care, that this was a thing. Thanks for informing me of something I will continue to not care about until I completely forget about it in the near future.

"Fate of the Furious" would be a great title for a film about Cucket contemplating the accumulative failure of his life.

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"Dad, don't make me leave my comfy chair!"