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naraku360

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  1. It's hilarious that Packard paid 50 bucks for that ad.
  2. Re.......... Zero.
  3. If it's any consolation, neither did I.
  4. Ever get high and think you're a road with little cars and tiny gnome people on it, only to realize the entire lifetime you spent as pavement was actually a figment of one of the gnome's imagination?
  5. Did she deliver?
  6. Getting rejected constantly is alpha male talk?
  7. I don't see a "pretty chill constant nightmare" option.
  8. He punched a toddler and only managed to break his own hand.
  9. You're eating 2 dicks instead of the normal 1?
  10. Chinese food is not supposed to go in that way....
  11. You're just, you know.... not cool enough.
  12. It's fact.
  13. Blackjack and hookers near me
  14. And realizing it hasn't been good since season 4, right?
  15. Fappy birthday, Phillies.
  16. Open presents and then have new socks.
  17. You got off, you say?
  18. WHO'S THE N00B NOW, BITCH? WHO?! @fuggnificent
  19. I don't. Never try, never fail.
  20. Face down in a gutter after meeting the wrong catfish.
  21. Whatever you say, Elliot Rodgers 2.0.
  22. Another one?
  23. People call you fat because you look like a tub of lard.
  24. I was going to say, "Your mom" but that^ guy beat me to the punch.
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