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naraku360

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  1. I ain't a religious man, but... PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJAH!!!!!
  2. Does it count when he pinned you down and recited Old Testament verses as he took your butt virginity?
  3. Dat shit was hella meh.
  4. Calm down, she'd probably take your virginity if you ask. Since she doesn't have standards, you've got a chance.
  5. Definitely didn't happen.
  6. Well, that certainly is a thing that exists. Unfortunately.
  7. Scrub your toilet from time to time.
  8. No, it isn't.
  9. Happy birthday!
  10. That's a huge waste of water.
  11. Great, so you've almost caught up to 2004.
  12. The fact you have dial up on anything is hilarious.
  13. To be fair it's a pretty arbitrary question. If you were cooked in the fire, his choice would still be pork vs pork.
  14. Since when was dial up considered 4G?
  15. I LOVE that you managed to call the right person "Buddy"..... accidentally.
  16. I think he thinks he saves money by paying 400 bucks at a slightly later time...?
  17. *weird
  18. Fact: Packard is a dumbass.
  19. Nope, acting like you know everything even in the face of facts is, though.
  20. Is your entire personality comprised nothing but retarded condescension?
  21. You should be glad. He was a true alpha. He would've kicked your ass any day.
  22. RIP, Stephen Hawking
  23. Now you're making it sound like your match made in heaven.
  24. He's the one who thinks the only way to repay student loans via governmental funding is through pensions. It's been a meme for months. Stop ruining my fun with the retarded manbaby.
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