André Toulon

It wasn't my girl, it was an ex....Like an old, old ex. High school years.

Well this is completel off the mark....Have you ever met me.....I'm me.

Well, he's been back to this thread, but I see no new songs.....Guess he bumped it because he was proud of his previous posts

Not really......I'm a one woman guy. But I do have it in my hand a lot

My dick falls off........I have no idea why my subconscious hates me so much, and the dream is always with me frantically trying to reattach it or find some ice to preserve it. This time it really made my heart pound because my ex and come over while I was looking for it, and I didn't wnat her to find it for some reason.......At the same time, I was wearing a towel (it came off in the shower) and for some reason I couldn't find any pants to put on either. I eventually found it and was hiding it behind my back, waiting for her to leave.....I guess I thought she would take it from me....Weirdo.......It was at this point I tried to wake myself up....This HAS to be a dream, right.......And I did.......Problem is, I awoke in another dream and when I looked, my dick was still in my hand. Now I'm frantically looking for ways to reattach it again.....I was looking for super glue??????!!!!!!!......Dafuq. And since I could recall losing it in the other dream, I kept it tightly gripped in my palm. I finally woke up from this neverending nightmare, only to find my boy right where he's supposed to be........I gave him a celebratory and shake just to make sure it still worked.......Still, my heart is beating out of my chest.

One of my life's goals is to be responsible for a suicide solely from things said on the internet.

You don't take them as prescribed anyway, so joke's on her.

History is cool

This thread didn't make it to 50 without being fucked over....Guess I'll keep watching tho

Yup, and he's not above killing again

I hear about uber/lyft driver bring robbed a lot in the Dallas area......Especially females......I assume the same is true for effeminate dudes carrying baskets of apples. This wasn't a good suggestion. But yeah, th will help you get a new car......At your eventual expense. And if you decide to quit or get removed from contract, you have a car you can't afford

He's talkin' bout the banner

LMFAO........Boy, the internet should be banned for some people.

You leavin'?

SonicRican, slaying these ho's without touching them........These clowns don't know the real, but I know what you're about pimpin'

I don't think you know what those words mean

We all saw 7 pounds. STFU

It's not the riveting shit you post, but Nab is hustling......I can respect that, even if I don't respect the means by which he's doing it......Shame is a fool's fortress that he's not encumbered by......Your anger is probably just a result of unbridled cuntiness........I'll donate to the fund to fix that.

Shakey's is the only pizza place for a good birthday party.....Chuck E. Cheese can't fuck with Shakey

I'll just assume I missed something last night that would prompt this kind of response out of scoob......I thought someone made a parody account

Pick up cans or pecans

Is Scoob drunk?

Guinness and Goose

I saw you score and tried to beat it with a mouse. got like 400 something

*rips off mask* It's me