André Toulon

All last week cept for one day, but this week is going well.....I've been doing some real adulting and that feels good in small doses.

Depends if I think lunch will be late.......Mostly no, but I know not to fuck myself over if I got shit to do that won't allow me to eat until late afternoon

Break out the party supplies, it's time to get ignant.

Listening to Boosie?

Aren't there like 4 of these threads?

I used to take a bath every so often because I like sitting in the tub with a joint and just max out.......Posititon my TV so it relects in my mirror from my room because I'm chillin' I've taken a lot more baths since my toe surgery in Oct because for a while I couldn't stand up or get the dressing wet so that was my only option.......Since having the dressing removed i still do because I like it, but yeah, I need to shower afterwards just to get that squeaky sensation.

I don't know what that is....WHAT IS THAT? Is it a bigger Big Mac, because I've been making those for years......I get a double QP and a bigmac and switch the meats because the QP becomes a snack and the Bic Mac becomes what it shoulda been. They put happy meal mean on big macs and that's sacrilege.

No, you're top man now.......The shittiest of all MM bosses.

I wasn't digging into you.....I legit believe this. I m always hot......If I suddenly got cold I'd assume I was dying. Incidentally......I think this thread is making me cold.....But I'm also hungry

Just one of the trials of being a vegan

I got a 20 piece a while ago......I got through it but at around #12 they stopped being good......I finished them simply because I wanted them gone. No way I'd make it through 50 mostly because I'll bet around #30 they just become disgusting.

Well, healthy food does usually suck, but I've seen his plates......Impressive and disturbing at the same time. My weak ass digestive tract can't even begin to process it.

The only people stupider than Trump supporters are the haters that can't decipher fact from his absurd assertions. Trump is essentially the uninformed FBer that shares articles from the Onion unironically.....Fact checking should be a prerequisite before sharing anything that comes out of his mouth, because he is a legit idiot.

LB, man.......I grew up most of my life in a southern family that celebrated the consumption of terrible food. I'm no health nut, hell....The shit I put into my body on the regular will stop an ox......But 50 mcNuggets just seems like a complete disregard for your mortality. Understand, not judging....Just a bit confused on the why.

It was a tweet from a moron, and only morons will react to this.

He's been annoying for years for me, but I was watching his act back in the early 2000s.......Now he's 1 dimensional and basically the buddy cop go to.......I'll be glad when this ride is over, but sadly it won't be as cool as Katt William's career destruction......Getting choked out by a child you tried to beat up has to be one of the most epic failures in any comedian's life

Meh, I like Cr1tikal

She's calling us wastoids.....I only snorted my meth last night for her information.

Where do you even get this shit.....I have one girl, and we've been off and on for 4 years.......When we're together, I don't cheat on her....I barely even flirt with other women..........You just make shit up so you'll have something to say, no matter how wrong or stupid. The last thing I need in my life is extra women. EDIT.....Wait, I had to think about this....We met April 2014.......It hasn't even been 3 years.

I had a series of horrible dream sequences because my nose was conjested.......Kept thinking I was drowning or suffocating. Time to kick the morning off with antihistamines and vodka......WE READY!

But it only takes 1 ho for everyone to bust a nut

Nah, you'll just make a bunch of threads about how miserable you are, how no one helps you take care of your daughter, boring things that you are completely ignorant about like cheap sushi, and the various creatures that infest your home.....You're clearly winning here >

Exactly this

God she got even more retarded.