André Toulon

I'll say it now that I'm on Mars. I feel like 13 year old me really missed out not knowing about the couch thing.

I know this isn't the answer you want, but people will start to listen once you hurt one of their feelings. But then they will listen to EVERYTHING you say just to misinterpret it.

Wow...the Deadvorine movie was complete horseshit. I feel bad for Hugh....His whole sacrificial thing totally shit on for fanservice

Yeah, this is exactly the tone I expected

Arbys

I just don't get why people would lie to a person who is notorious for not caring. You wasted a lie and now I just don't believe anything else you say....you literally could have said you didn't want to go and I would have said "ok, don't" and you know this.

HBD homie

Guess this is my thread now

I think it's weird that my family (I don't mean my mom)keeps asking me when I'm coming home again and how they miss me. It's like you didn't pay attention at all at how I used to get away from you mfers. Do you not remember after Katrina, as soon as the storm left I went back home to a house with a hole in the roof and no electricity. Fuck y'all generator, I'd rather be hot all fucking day and shower at work that be in the same house as you people. Don't want to say I hate you....but there's nothing of value to be gained by being around y'all

Hello

Wow....you must be like.... reeeeeeally old.

Brinner

That's like the only thing I can still actually do

Passengers, please notice the fasten seatbelt sign. We are going to experience some turbulence soon

Rise up... literally. Also, this thread amuses me for reason I'll keep to myself

Again....minus the jelly

His fan base just need him to say the stupid shit that they want to believe without any connection to reality. It's really an exercise in mass support of delusions. It's actually kind of phenomenal to watch. He's the kind of dude his followers would call a whiny little bitch, but they completely ignore that train of thought because he's Trump. I'm legitimately fascinated that so many people don't see that others are laughing at them...with great due. And today I discovered there are actually people who say "at least Trump sent us money during the pandemic" 🤯 It's like...Biden did too, if you're going to give credit to who was sitting on the chair at the time....but I kept thinking about it and I'm like "do they think he cut those checks personally out of his account or some shit" How is this your trump card (seriously, npi)

Edit: I can't read😂 But to be on topic, I did at one time....the first time I heard War of the Worlds, I was in highschool. The Internet as a form of mainstream media was in its infancy, so I don't know if there was a place that archived such things for our enjoyment, so I didn't look....but the librarian had some old radio dramas on cassette and she let me check them out. I don't remember any of the names in particular but I do recall a few like the one with the detective trying to find the killer of a showgirl only to find out she faked her death to get away from a stalker or something There was one about jazz player with a gambling problem and I remember him drinking himself to death. Oddly enough around this time I had also just watched Leaving Las Vegas and I was a beer monster back then so it kinda hit home but I can't recall many of the details....I'm rambling. The point being, yeah I did but I haven't in years....kinda want to now. Oh shit, wait...I just remembered GTA did some of these too in parody. I may link some because they are hilarious.

It just there to be hot. And make me buy school supplies.... Wednesday of the months.

That's an irrational paranoia of mine every time they use anesthesia on me. I blame sucker punch

She probably has her files properly named, so she beat me by seconds. I just have to scroll and hope I'm in the right category of pics

Disco really is my twin sister

What MD thinks she's doing

....I had a dream that Ja Morant shot a dude at a diner and while we were running from the cops, another lady killed her baby daddy's killer so the cops forgot about us. I'm just putting this somewhere because that shit was too fucking real. I could smell the eggs cooking and no. No one was cooking in my house this morning