André Toulon

Nachos

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shorts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too". After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some. We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

Watch my 600lb life. Those people are never single. You just have to actually try instead of cry

I feel this is largely unpopular. Let us exhibit our ineptitude. Don't shame us

Chili and yes I put sour cream in it

Ok so fuck it, I might as well....is he in any way associated with the dog

Imagine putting in an application and if you don't get the job, you'll probably go to jail....or worse, have to pay all the court fees you've been dodging by wasting everyone's time. Shit's stressful.

Well, since my clear sentiments aren't on the poll... I'm gonna skip that but if you do it, you know I'll play

Thanks, now I know who it is... definitely heard this

Ok, I have no idea who this is so I clicked the video hoping to hear a familiar song, but instead I get an episode of 48 hours? Soooo, now that my interest has gone flaccid, I'm just gonna assume this is a joke that's over my head

This shit was awful, the show should have died with JR. Now it going to be one nail after another in this coffin. Which I'm all too excited for. I think Story train is where I gave up on this show but just kept watching out of morbid curiosity. But this....nah, I don't even want to see next week's episode. I'll see it when YT shuffles it in with my 1967th DBZA run.

This....there's an ad that just play the intro part....you know the ",owaowa" shit and since I heard that (about 2 hours ago) this shit has just been on repeat in my brain

Tv dinner most likely. I ain't cooking shit. Got some 2 day old pizza but that'll probably be forgotten until it grows fur.

I'm not saying she's an oratory phenom, but I'll get over washing greens in the tub before I will black jobs. Like seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if in his mind black people are legit picking cotton.

It's done on purpose

I like how he thinks that post is unbiased but it's 3 paragraphs fellating Trump while still taking shots at Kamala. She needs to coached on what she says? You're saying this in contrast to Donald Trump😂 bruh GTFO.

It's annoying for me because I can sometimes agree with some of distorted's sentiments....then he say some wild and outlandish shit that makes me completely rethink what we agreed on. That all or nothing shit is childish.

*Posts "that's the joke" gif*

Tt

Well, this is what happens when you don't take the 20 and split your 10s now you realize you fucked your winning margin by an insane amount and now stand to lose far more than if you had just stfu. Biden could have been a Democrat problem, but as usual....the right just had to taste their own toes

I think the shittiest and laziest thing ever put into a video game to make it challenging is obscuring my vision. Well of course it's hard now. I can't fucking see. Way to go devs. This irks me the most on platformers. Soooo, you just don't want me to make the jump. You want to piss me off first and make me guess.

I might have already used this one..I'll delete it this time of I did

Praise the double post....instead let's see what's in my camera roll