André Toulon

Don't you work in the meat dept.......I would have revolted had I seen this. I would have been like "NO, THE DUDE TOUCHING MY MEAT WON'T BE TOSSING THE POO" I hope I never have to say those words in any other context.

JFC

I read all of this JUST for this part of the story

Yall took too long, but i did score ihop tho

Cooking is out of the question since I haven't been grocery shopping yet, so. Denny's McD's Ihop Sonic Jack in the Box Keep in mind if i got to Sonic or Jack, I'ma get a burger or chicken sammich.....Not breakfast food. EDIT, forgot you can add polls here....Never made one so I forget about it.

Boo is hooking me up with some nice pics this morning......She's in a ;3 mood.

For real?.......Because I actually fell back asleep......only for like an hour, but that's a win in my book

Did you at least mention selling homosexual sex acts.

Did this happen.....I love those.

But it wasn't....How could that be?

Second time waking up and it's not even 3am........Who's staying up with me?

This song helped me out of a really dark place like a decade ago.....I love it.

I am so disappointed by you. You are Bubble Tape

I'm gonna be this guy Poof....I think it needs to be said. No one is killing porn, but we may be killing the porn industry.....As long as there are exhibitionists, there will be people fucking on camera. That's of no fault to the fappers.......Matbe (and god I hope so because I hate them) Brazzers will take a financial hit that will force them to rethink their business model, as well as many other pay sites........But the truth of the matter is, there are way too many people with the internet willing to get nasty for free. Do we want to see these people......No/maybe.....But if the plug got pulled on mainstream porn today, people will still fap........I got nakies of quite a few women that I didn't have to pay for and honestly, I don't even fap to that shit......Why would someone pay for something they can get for free even IF porn ceased to exist? Now don't get me wrong ma. I'm not saying that you aren't worth it......Your market would overflow if people didn't pirate your shit, but all I'm saying is, the destuction of the industry of porn won't exactly stop nudes, fapping, and slight self disdain.

Like literally, I think 6 threads have new replies......I guess I do like the silence more than the inane shitposting though, so I'm not really complaining.....I just had unreasonable expectations. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited that you all have lives outside of here, but if you don't want 20 page Packard threads, you're gonna have to do better by your forum. I'll be back when Pacman comes back.

They've been watching you masturbate and want you to clean up your life and your bathroom. Be thankful that they care. And Jesus did indeed have a twin brother, several apparently......Which I think kinda dissolves the notion of twins, but religion is stupid that way

Imagine my dismay when I found out I'm only 6'1 with my shoes on.......I'm borderline 5'11 and it's the worst joke life has ever played on me. I still pass for 6'1 in mugshots, but when your 5'8 girlfriend says "nigga, you ain't 6'1" you have a choice to make......Do you kill her so she doesn't talk, or pipe her down so she remembers who daddy is.

Welp, now I'm paranoid and itchy. Guess I'll take a Benadryl

You have about 5-6 threads going right now.....I only posted in this one because a vanity search led me here today......You can lie to yourself but I the last thing I do is follow you around.......I like watching your threads tank. I'm not going to dodge you in anyone else's thread, but I'm not posting in your's until you bring me up like a lovesick puppy.

You could always leave and go hang out in one of your threads with 5 replies.......Sounds like a good time to me.

Nah, we are going to tie ourselves together and jump off the Statue of Liberty. You're not gonna cheat me/

You dropped my name.....It's my business. Keep my name outcha mouth and this won't be a problem.