André Toulon

I don't know if any of your were affected by this but my job gives us greendots to load our per diems....Well last year (which I forgot all about) my GD didn't work.......I was forced to pay out of pocket and was reimbursed like a month later from my company. At any rate, we all got this letter today stating that Greendot was under a class action for shitting on us. If you had a Greendot or it seems even a Walmart money card you can file for a small kickback. Had it not came from corporate I'd be skeptical but as I said, I forgot this shit happened and I figure some of you EBT/1 ramen eating/Parent paying for lodging mofos could use this. Free money. Greendotservicedisruption.com. I guess you'll need a claim number but if you had one on the dates specified and didn't get a letter, I think you can still be compensated.......Corporate is handling my shit.

Squalor shifted around is still squalor

No you didn't

OK genius....Where do YOU go to see who is online

Meanwhile, those of us not posting from a booty box

Food stamps run out this month while you were extravagantly trying to show up Panera?

I know you are but what am I, I'm rubber you're glue, or TiC's favorite "that's my line for you".....They are all the same thing. Pathetic retorts that expose your lack of originality. Keep softballing it in though....Sure fire way that I'll get bored quickly.

Come on....If you're gonna come back that weak at least make the PeeWee Herman reference...."I know you are but what am I"

Don't worry homie, since you said your SN was your initials, I'll help you out because you're just shy Last name initial.................... C Animal........................... Cock Girls Name............... Champagne Boy's Name................... Cuck Color...................... Cummy Name of a movie ...... Critters Something you wear..... Codpiece Drink.......................... Cum Food........................ Cock Item in bathroom.......... Colostomy bag Place.................... Crew barracks Reason to be late..... Cum guzzling.

You spelled nude wrong.

moccasins.

I halfway thought I was going to find a picture of the blue waffle......I was gonna be pissed.

Adirondack blue, Dafuq? *Googles* DAFUQ!!!

It's harder than you think. Google is off limits! Every answer must start with the FIRST letter of your LAST name. Ready? Go! Last name initial.................... D Animal........................... Dog Girls Name............... Diane Boy's Name................... Demitri Color...................... (fuuuuuuuuuuck) Name of a movie ...... Dawn of the Dead Something you wear..... Dress Drink.......................... Daiquiri Food........................ Donuts Item in bathroom.......... Dandruff shampoo Place.................... Decatur Reason to be late..... Drunk

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It's kind of funny because you 2 are like polar opposites. You have a killer job and likes to play perpetually poor while she on the other had is broke but makes these outlandish claims of living extravagantly. Did you know her mother is a millionaire and she has a hot tub installed in her bathroom. I swear to god, if you say you only have 1 ramen noodle I'm gonna sic Zeni on this thread.

They used to have $0.99 ft lng Coney Mondays......I used to get drunk just so I could eat like 4 of them

I was drinking the shit before it became hipster beer (yes, I see the irony in those words), but it's always been fart in a can. I drink Guinness stout mostly, but I'm not above Coors since that's what my neighbor drinks. Well, that's if I was drinking right now.....Been off the sauce for about a month now, but this never lasts long.

LOL

Aw wth.....Change mine to Carl Johnson, Mr. Alphonse........Mommy said I don't have to call you daddy but I can't keep calling you grease furry....She says it's disrespectful.

Y'all just rubbed Percy the wrong way....He was always legit to me. I just recall him calling himself daddy once and it made my eye twitch

Oh god, he thinks he's Perseus.

Now I don't feel bad......But slightly jealous