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André Toulon

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  1. Context?....Because I remember Pickle saying that to nabz, and you blowing your top over it, but I have no idea why......I mean know where your icon is from......Not sure why it would trigger you.
  2. No one has ever said JayZ was attractive...He's rich. And Bee without makeup isn't exactly a 10.
  3. What are you even talking about. What was fake? Waste $20 a few time, which I'm sure you do a lot, adds up
  4. You bought a camera to catch an imaginary person putting nails in your tires.
  5. Now, now....getting stood up and constantly catfished still counts as real
  6. I can almost gurantee if your neighbors wanted to sing, they wouldn't give 2 shits about how it affected you.....Belt out some notes
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    But waffle house doesn't have a buffet
  8. I clicked this thread just to see if you meant arctic of if I just didn't know what "artic" was
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    Shoney's and Quincy's both had bottomless bacon. And French toast.....That was like all I ever ate before they all disappeared.
  10. Instead of listing all the names, it would have a clickable that said something like 40 members are viewing this thread and you would have to tap it to see who they were.
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    3:34 am

    5:33 Just woke up from drug induced sleep.....Don't want to adult. Takes 2 more pills and gets back in bed.
  12. Being evicted =/= leaving the house
  13. I had Crackerbarrel for the first time....Shit is overrated....I coulda went to Subway.
  14. whut Is that a hotdog bun?
  15. This was almost 20 years ago and my primary source of income was selling/delivering drugs, so yeah.....This put a damper on that.
  16. Walking is a privilege.......Hope you don't lose your legs.
  17. I told this story on lithium....wasn't too sure if I wanted to revisit it but got wasted with these girls on freak street. It was called freak street because every chick on the block was a slut and basically competed for dicks. Well, I bought a bunch of liquor and blow to get them loose but since I'm a greedy monster I wound up the one wasted. I remember stripping and cooking burgers naked.......I don't remember anything after that. Later, pictures surfaced of them violating my passed out corpse of a body......Small town so they circulated fast. It took a while to reestablish my street cred after that.
  18. Yeah, I kinda stopped paying attention when Charlie came in....... I remember Stuart and Carter moving in together.....Did they ever bone?
  19. Alternatively, regular poison is terrible
  20. I simply hate sleeping with other people.....I mean legit sleep. It's hard enough for me to sleep as it is, but it's impossible with someone breathing on me. I got up, made a sammich and came and got on the couch......Which is leather and also hard to sleep on, but at least I can put a sheet on it and it's not so bad.
  21. What a frightening image
  22. Well tis took an odd, sharp turn
  23. If I wasn't a complete failure in photoshop, I was going to create a pic of them boinking, but then I get high.
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