André Toulon

If I was psychotic, and wanted to torture you, I would do the under the chair balls thing from Casino Royale.....Then I would cut off your eyelids and shine a strobe light in your face. I would then proceed to beat you with your own shoes. Then I would get a heat lamp and a magnifying glass and train it on your bald spot for 24 minutes. Why 24? Don't know, I'm psychotic..........In between acts I'll just sit in a chair across from you and shoot bbs at you for a while, and then feed you from your cat's litter box. When I'm done I'm going to short circuit your shitty little fridge and let you cook in your own apartment. Yeah, that's the stuff.

I'm not going to click that, but I find it hilarious that you're still trying to convince us that Panera bread ripped you off, so instead of telling us what you ordered, you keep posting food that people have to ask you what it is.

All of them

Move to Louisiana.

None......He has ass on his ass, face and fingers and he uses all of them to shit.

This sounds made up......What do caves count as

In order to lose me you would have to not be an elderly man that travels primarily on foot.

Now it sounds like rape......And it's not rape if you go second. It's an arbitrary rule, but it'll hold up in court.

Enough Sonic porn

Mochi died too?......Cirrhosis usually takes longer to kill you

Died as he lived.....In a dumpster, surrounded by trash and bugs.

Cool, let's test that theory

At least she's optimistic about being perpetually jilted.

How would you know, you're oblivious to everything that happens here that you didn't post.....And only aware of 50% of that.

I'm almost sure this is supposed to be RIP, and it's hilarious that people are that sour over that shit.

He's already doing it, but the slow, inefficient way....Because that's all he knows.

Learn to embed....I'm never going into your photobucket again

Being a eunuch must suck

She wants your attention but has nothing of value to post in rants.

How is your reading comprehension so bad.....That article said nothing about living there....It's about tourists/visitors that voted in a magazine called Travel+Leisure. New Orleans is an awesome tourist trap, but no one wants to live there.

Broiler....Red potatoes cut with onions and braised in my wok with margarine. Gravy made with the leftover juices. I.......Don't reall want these freeze pops. And if you don't want people thinking we're gay, I'mma need you to turn down the Depeche Mode. I mean at least while we're pantless.

Amazing.....Because if I cook, that's exactly what I'm gonna eat.

Bring real food...I'll buy yours too?

If not to cook is the answer, will you bring me food....I really don't wanna go outside. Only thing that delivers here is pizza and Chinese and I'm not a big fan of either.