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André Toulon

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  1. Ended with Dane pouring the coals to Mochi and Sandstone then rogue going rogue on Mochi....Kinda fun, but not really worth the price of admission.
  2. The only people constanly making threads about being miserable for attention is you and Pheeweez.......I actually want Phillies to man up....You, on the other hand, I want you to live a long life being the useless stereotype that you are
  3. Are you waiting for someone to come out and hold your hand....Make you go to work, save money, acquire a place to call your own.....Dress you in the morning. Well that's your mom's job but she has every right to have retired from that 12 years ago........You're on your own, champ......Hope you hit that magical jackpot where your lifetime of excuses pay off in your millions of dollars inheritance....That'll show me.
  4. You're right.....We are all no better or no worse......But there is a difference. While some of you choose to wallow and make excuses for your perpetual unhappiness, others find happiness within their grasp. Bipolar is no excuse your for parasitic lifestyle......Biolar people have jobs, businesses, assets, families......If anything you would have these same feelings coupled with times of productivity, energy, ambition.......But no......You are constantly looking for validation that this is all you're worth and the rest of us should just give up like you have. Suck alone....Or with fuggz.....The both of you really deserve each other.
  5. It was this old porno that my friend found in his house when we were like 14 or so.......Your typical pornstached pcp addick and a homely brunette with a huge bush were discussing how he's always gone to work and never home to bed her (as the story prgressed, of course he was fucking his secretary, but I digress).......So he lays the 4 in pipe on her in a rough way and the whole time he looks like he's humping a bag of lye.......I mean he face was just.......Awful. That was all just a taste of things to "cum".......He grabs her head and says in the pussiest way possible "This will humble you" and I just bust out laughing every time......Then it cuts to like a full minute of him going "Uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh" in clearly staged scenes......I wish I still had it, or at least knew the name
  6. I hide the fact that I hang out here from everyone......Even on the rare chance someone mentions AS, I don't dare bring up that I visit any forums affiliated with it.
  7. Dude is a pro, that backswing was critical
  8. Go sit in the corner
  9. You have nothing going on
  10. You fell before and texted me "timbeeeeeeeeer" I thought you would remember....You ain't shit.
  11. Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
  12. Didn't know we could run the tree together....I'm down. The 4on4 is still legit too. Hitting the highway in like 10 mins and picking my kids up........I should be home by 930......So 10 is still the go time, tentatively.
  13. And here I thought derailing shit with pokemon was kinda OUR thing.....Silly me.
  14. I have no idea how that wasn't obvious....I mean yeah, I used an "o" but I was just being folksy.
  15. Tomorrow for sure.....At the lady's house. I'm leaving early af before she tries to convince me to go to church.
  16. LOL, you complain a lot. I mean I'm just sitting in the dark, listening to the rain, eating a bowl of mini wheats.......I couldn't be happier. In fact, gonna flip this laptop down before I waste any more time here.
  17. Straws are easier to grasp if you use both hands and your buttcheeks
  18. I didn't realize my pride and personal worth was attached to my home. He's another nibble for ya......I was born and raised a large chunk of my life in California......You couldn't pay me to live there.....Literally, I've had job offers making twice what I make here and there is no way in fuck I'm moving out to an overpriced slum with some nice attractions and cosmetic surgery for pets.
  19. Spice is the stupidest shit you can do on purpose
  20. Says the guy who became instantly insulting of biscuits and gravy because that's where his knowledege of the south begins and ends.
  21. It's ok to be wrong, no one is batting 100 here.
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