André Toulon

This thread is so sweet it's giving me cavities........Luckily, I have full dental

Yiper rl #getnoscoped #rektsawce

*claims Tinder was just fixed* *claims last week that Italian Sausage was in her proximity* *2 weeks ago, claims Tinder was only matching her in TX* I guess it's a possibility that you aren't getting catfished and you just lie a lot.

I find the hatred he draws a bit unwarranted, but that shit is hilarious (npi)

Salt and vinegar chips aren't exactly a smart food.......Going hungry isn't exactly optimal either, but it's cool if you want to deride my diet. Here's last nights midnight meal since I didn't eat all day yesterday. Giant quarter inch pork chop, slightly pink and a salad with no dressing but a gang of cheese and croutons.......WHAT IS HE DOING?

Ok, the Cod wins but I might not actually cook until like 10pm......I'm gonna toss some eggrolls in the oven and go to sleep......Driving fucking kills my motivation to do anything once I get here.

That sounds pretty racist

Oh if you mean the chick who made my gift and her husband, I have NO idea who they were.

Go put nails in fuggz tires.....It'll be hilarious.

It was purrrrrrrrrr...

Holy shit, does Mitch share a grave with his mother?

It's seafood night so what'll it be. Seared cod, basalmic rice, salad Fried catfish, french fries, mac n cheese Shrimp boil with red taters. Headed home and I'm starving....you guys have about 40 minutes

Only the ones for cocaine just in case they cut my shit too heavy. BeeLoc has excellent customer service.

I'll just be honest.....I'm usually completely lost when I read your posts.......Like I feel like you typed something else but your keyboard didn't respond until you were halfway through. I just never try to make a big deal out of it because you're usually being pretty innocuous.....Or at least it seems that way because I don't get it.

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Pretty much the worst show of its time

It's called hyperbole.

No one is trying to get you killed you fat sack of fat......Stop making shit about you. And my disdain has nothing to do with your posts, it's ALL the times you've violated my privacy

Wow, it's bad when your mom and dad have already given up on you.

They won't let her have laces either......No because she'll hang herself.....She'll choke trying to eat them. I got the DS and got 4 hours before I have to do some imaging....What's up

LMFAO, Jesus Christ

Oh shit, this just made sense....Your name Darkside is a Twisted Metal reference.

She's gone to great lengths to hide her mexican heritage, even went so far as to have George Lopez give her a DNA test that makes her like 75% European and a bunch of other shit. So somehow with both of her grandparents being Mexican immigrants, she managed to become European. It was around this time that I decided she was just a retarded bitch.