André Toulon

How much are you feeding this thing....It's not a dog

LOL, if you don't have roaches then it ain't snichin' roach lady

This is the perfect thread for me to seek catharsis........I came across this video yesterday and my heart has been heavy ever since. The reason being, before we moved here I had a black lab.......She was my best friend. She was actually my exes dog but of course she never took care of it so I raised her up from a pup. She was in inside dog for the first year or so but....You know...Black lab.....It became a bus of a dog. I built her a pen but she hated it and busted out a lot, so after much frustration I just trained her to stay in the yard. Anyway, me and the girl broke up and I let Sheeba move back inside......She was my best friend. Then I met my kid's mother, my daughter came along, and it was back outside with Sheeba. She didn't seem to mind it....but I figure chilling in the AC is much better than finding shade under the porch....So yeah, she was probably a little pissed. FF to 2 years later, we had to move here to take care of her granny (the kids mother) and I protested because Sheeba couldn't come with us......I mean logically there was no way to choose my dog over my kids.....But still.....That shit was rough. So I collected her things and bought her about 3 months of food and got a guy who had a lot of land and dogs to take her in.....I didn't and don't trust shelters.......She watched me drive away with those big blue eyes and it broke my heart.....Almost to the point that I wanted to go back and get her, but that would put me back at square one. I sat up, looking out the window.....Knowing she had superior jail breaking skills and hoping she found her way home, but alas it never happened. She probably thought I hated her ::HMM:: Going to get back in bed and sob now.

There's roaches in it.

There's roaches in it.

Getting that Vevo bread now.

Well remember, she was going to move it to watch the turtle that she planned on leaving outside with the cats, so if she's already done that, I'll just bet the culprit, who has been watching diligently, saw her folly and took the opportunity to start sabotaging her "new" car again.

What a shame, you even lie to and stand yourself up....Must be horrible.

No, I had real jewely........Back when I cared about shit like that.

Black Dynamite.....Apparently I missed an entire season.....I thought it got cancelled after season 1

Go outside, get some oxygen

Boy, won't all these journalists and families have egg on their face when their son jumps out of the casket.

Nah, I didn't care for Steve and definitely didn't care for the Steve/Marcy dynamic. He was too much of a pussy up until he finally left (and I think he made a cameo later). Jefferson was a pussy too, but he knew how to fly under marcy's radar, which I appreciated because she deserved it, the cunt

Nope and it bothers me that people grieve over celebrities they didn't know personally.

Nah, but let me answer your question with a question. What did you think would happen when you came in here to impose your will.......Did you think we were all going say "Yessuh, Mr Tex, we're sorry" or did you figure it would just lead to you getting trolled as well.......Curious.

I just spent 30 minutes looking for that video where he says he performed fellatio on a woman but I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. Guess I'll settle for this gem.

I get it, you're stupid

It wasn't my advice....It was yours. I'm not even trolling.....Your own ineptitude is drowning me out.

Normal IB bullshit......"I don't like this, but if confronted about my own shit posting I'll tell you not to read it.....Don't hold me to my own standards because I will still drop into a thread full of babblers and wag my finger because I lack the self control I chastise others for not having"

Cool.....Now take this advice, apply it to yourself, and move along

Maybe the rest of us think your bars are old........Even a glass house should have at least 1 mirror.

There are so many parallels that it actually make zeni look like he's winning.

How is this a boastful retort.

LOL, this is rock bottom.....Friending pacman. It's like Madea and DJ Qualls in a carboard shack.