André Toulon

Thank god for them. It's good to be validated for something other than your sexual preference......I don't watch Dashie so he can tell me how many chicks he bangs.

Why is this a thread?

I hate summer with a passion....Only Northerners like summer.....If you grow up anywhere near the bottom, Summer is the season where tires pop, ACs go out, Bugs procreate, and yards turn into jungles......Fuck Summer

Even in hyperbole this is completely retarded.

Good for you. Let's start the countdown to when it's offensive to you in some way.

Bullshit, you're at least a 41 in women's

Scoob keeps a lot of us vital......He's not unappreciated.

Well fuck, now there's a poll and I don't care enough to fix it.

I have no idea how to explain this to y'all.....I'm not referring to the political side of the Kap deal....Just that he's staying on your radar despite being a subpar addition to any team......Which is Zeni. I guess this joke is only for me.

Goddammit Kapernick....It's getting really hard to roll with you now.

You win

Step up, you hardly on the radar Shemar.

Bathroom. Shower, toilet, foyer....Matters not. As long as there is a mirror I can see close at hand.

Dijon, black olives and dill relish

Nah, his dick's bigger

She has at least her weight in dead animals at this point.

Roof and carpet....I hear you'll be balling until Poof hooks you up with a pornography outlet |::

Yeah, then when shut down he went for the quintessential "I was just trolling, lawlzlawzlawz" routine......Like we haven't seen that shit 245,566 times already.

Really starting to think it was Zeni.

GOD I MISS COKE!

Bruh, I don't have that kind of time to sit here a.......Yes I do but I don't have that kind of attention span

I definitely believe you don't have worms because the last pics of you I saw you were getting fat......I think you posted the cooked mouse tho......Not sure where to file that as of yet, but until I get further confirmation, you baked a fucking mouse.

Fuck that dude....He's been promising me coke and hookers for years. I've been over here with a dry dick and a wet nose hoping he was gonna pony up. He did send vidja games tho, and a nice alcoholic drinking apparatus so I won't shred him, but that like being promised 40 acres and a mule and all I get is EBT.

Who is the king/queen of fabricated bullshit here. I won't start a poll because I figure that is presumptuous and I may not be aware of other users that are full of shit. I'm thinking from a historical point, probably Packard, BUT the recent bathwater diarrhea by Viper may actually surpass the man who goes out of his way NOT to provide proof to his claims. What say you FFA?