André Toulon

All of mine were gold....Cept the Ms. Piggy, Kermit the gimp one.......I can't even remember why I had that for a while.

Wow, did you just refer to women's sex organs as septic tanks? I mean I don't even have a vagina and I'm offended.

Then why are you here.....There are thousands of other threads to choose from. This one obviously isn't your bag. Here, let me help you out.....This thread was started by Sawdamizer......This is exactly where it's supposed to be.

whut? Are you going to be my maid?

Not really, I'm not the one bitching. And I did post topically a few pages back, what I do after that is my business. Look, I have my target for the night, you'll have to get in line. No time for you tonight.

I can write a solitary check for your salary for the year.

Post topically then.....Will you, can you?

Not even a little bit

You are literally on a board where the majority of people here are a fraction of your age, yet more successful than you, and trying to convince them making a wage that is straddling the poverty line is what grown men do. You have the maturity level of a high school drop out.

LOL. "In a world, were a 23 year old man gets bored with sex and embraces a career that doesn't even qualify as a trade."

nincomwhut?

I like how this is what you've come up with as a "so there" post. applause

Don't you ever get bored cleaning up after people....You have been cleaning shit longer than he's been alive. think about that.

*Says the guy who made sure his post count was lower enough than mine to be able to make this statement.*

No, I meant sat awkwardly on a couch across from a girl who was there waiting for me to make a move and I chickened out.....Well, I was actually more oblivious to the atmosphere, but that also could be that I was convincing myself that she was here for that, so I should just stay over here..........I mean, I was 15, but it still happened.

How do you think I was able to articulate it so eloquently. Been there.

Ok, this is a step in the right direction, but you're still missing the point........Tell her you want to eat HER sushi......And that will get this thing off the ground

That's why you're stuck with nothing to say.....Tinder isn't what that's for. What you basically did was sit on a couch opposite of a girl who was interested and didn't make a move so now it's awkward.

fucking.....Tinder ain't about a lot of talk, just ask to fuck

Nobody encouraged your literacy or ability to determine proximity either, I see.

Me too, I mark everything read before I go to sleep

Thank you zir

Even with all the blueraven +1s he isn't at the top

DF is usually pretty good.....Rants is basically politics but it's yummy at times.