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André Toulon

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  1. I don't even need to see him or his tiny badge that your potato camera won't even capture.....Simply show me his bathroom wares....Not a rolling cart with bleach and tp....Attendant wares.
  2. What does this stupid picture you're spamming have to do with you doing heroin. But as long as you're taking pictures, get me one of the bathroom attendant.
  3. You're small potatoes, man...Check out packard's thread....I just stopped in here to laugh at you
  4. So instead of saying that, you decided to tell us about an old ass car in your local penny pincher......Luckily, you'll be dead before any of this comes to fruition so let's talk about something else....I'm not in the mood for this brand of stupid.
  5. Are you going to convert this 1998 Mercury to a self driving vehicle in the complex laundry room?
  6. You'll market it as smoker friendly, and it'll be a fancy moving ashtray with burnt upholstery in mere weeks.....It'll soon be used as a drug transport and you'll be brought up on charges because you'll think a brick of ice is a bag of moonrocks
  7. I got $10 says you farted while typing this
  8. LOL, I like how you waited until exactly now to post
  9. You're a grown man too lazy to clean up after himself......You couldn't kill yourself if you tried....Too fucking lazy.
  10. He left the heroin in the casino bathroom when he ODed
  11. What time do you usually get up?
  12. How dare the cut my hours. Now I'm going to have to weasle my way in to more hours so I can make a thread about working too much.
  13. Actually, Perfect Cell is my spirit bug. He's such a douchebag.
  14. It is time
  15. Oh no, did we miss another shitty picture of something stupid.....How will we ever move on.
  16. Why are you like this
  17. God....Damnit....Napa
  18. SEE!!!! This shit....this shit right here is why you can't get laid.
  19. I want buttercream but I doubt this is butter cream....I took mine to go so I can eat it after I.....Do some gardening.
  20. The cake gods have smiled upon me....It's my Nephew's birthday.....I'm in a great mood now
  21. No wonder you were so wrong about cabbage....Your palate is toejam in a diaper.
  22. You would fail the placement test.....Pretty sure that's impossible, but the stupid shit you say makes me think you can pull it off
  23. Fuck you and everything you stand for
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