André Toulon

LOL, still trying to convince others you're winning.

This will be as successful as your writing career, your several college stints, your self sufficiency, your weight loss, your hot tub, etc.

Sonic, Knuckles had very few redeeming qualities

blow

I swear to fucking god, I will end you Packard...... Oh....Shit, Sponges....My bad.

Have you ever talked to you. You have the social skills of a skunk on fire.

I know this is how it works in your brain, but any person that lives on Earth sees this as his chance to finally be a dick to this annoying bitch

This is the worst story ever told. Ever think that because he was alone, instead of being cordial he took the opportunity to treat you how he felt you deserved to be treated. In a sexual harassment situation, we would have taken this chance to put the moves on you but instead he was a dismissive dick. That's not a sign he was trying to get you to fuck.

ITT, mothet is proud her fat, dip swilling, 8 year old daughter knows how not to be kidnapped like most 4 year olds

I'm trying to figure out if I should get the girl something. We are just FWB so I don't wanna make it weird by showing up with candy and shit. I'll probably just buy some good weed and cook dinner.

I like turtles

I got cupons....Any footlong for $5.99. Do they still have Pastrami?

But what about when it bonded with Flash Thompson.....I mean Flash was a douche but I don't remember the Symbiote making him "evil"......If it preys on weaker and more anger filled sensibilities, wouldn't it have turned Flash into a monster as well.....I know I'm delving into a rather obscure universe, but I feel like that whole thing was phoned in. As far as Carnage goes, I think Kasady was more evil than the Symbiote itself and he was more using it than it was using him....Also, when he bonded, did he use "we"......I don't recall but I think he still considered himself a single entity

Pretty sure it was Scoob....It's always Scoob

Yes you are, only a depressed person would make this thread......But you can't OD on trazadone, sadly, it's basically trash unless you use it regularly

yup

Tell her she looks like an old janitor in drag and maybe she'll stop.....Tell her to stop.

Damn......Bees? DAMN.

True, true

Church....Ewwwwww

The funny thing is, I didn't even know I was supposed to be insulted the first time I was called n*gg*r....I was born in Cali and we lived in a nice part of L.A. so I wasn't around gangs and shit, and the people where I lived didn't say it (to my knowledge) when we moved south I heard it, but it never sounded like an insult until we moved to Mississippi.....Even then, it wasn't directed to me. This redneck fuck called my sister a Chinan*gg*r (she's part Asian) and it set me off....I beat the dog shit out of this kid and when I told my mom, she didn't get mad at me at all.....It was then that I learned the dirty history of the word, but I honestly can't say "n*gg*r" is what triggered it....It was just that some racist little shit made my sister cry. Also, incidentally....My son slapped a kid that insulted his sister 2 days ago....I felt good that the bloodline is well preserved in him......And this is his big sister.

Nope, me too and I'm pissed you beat me to it.

Mumbo....Fuggz is retarded.