André Toulon

So many drugs, so many feelings....Be specific

Did you tell him to work the shaft

And Phillies isn't smart enough to appear to be anything other than lazy

Not more of a threat than Santa.

I'll never understand people who gamble at casinos where they control the payout and the chances.....Bet a friend on a sporting event, or shoot dice on your back porch....

Just for that, I will NEVER read your fanfics. *whew, that was an excellent exit strategy*

I feel like the sentence structure is making this far more confusing than it should be.....So, you married this girl?

Like I said, I can only imagine this on every piece of furniture....Like at my aunt's.....Whose house is itchy.

You have one hell of an imagination there, kiddo. I hope that keeps you warm when you get laughed out of the social security office.

It looks so itchy

Yeah, them imaginary millions....Can't wait until you blow by me in that new Bugatti

I.;...Ok, I'll bite. Were you trying to catch the fart?

LOL, Viper is crazy

Did McDonald's bring back their fried pies.

This is the same type of person that will tell you titties feel like sandbags.

Need I go find some of those bacon monstrosity pics from back in the day

Well, you're not dead so I guess your free range paranoia didn't get me indicted.

I..... nah

If it were anyone else, I would just assume this means some sort of special milk for dog.....But just because it's you, I'm unsure and have to ask....Are you drinking milk from a dog?

Next time, don't go to hospitals on dates.

First, I would like to say I love you Disco, and I love your work....But I shan't motivate you to create these atrocities. That is just gaudy as fuck. It reminds me of something my aunt would have in her house, but it would also be on all of the furniture and shit. If we must duel, then we must but I simply can't support this. Get high instead of making this.

I'm lactose intolerant, but there is simply no substitute for whole milk....2% is the devil's work and to get your milk from something that doesn't even have titties is moronic....Almonds don't produce milk....Stop saying they do.....Soy milk....seriously, it tastes how tor jam smells. Go real or don't go at all.

How completely fucked is your body that you need to have shirts altered....This isn't me being jocular.....I've had 1 shirt altered all my life and it was for a wedding.....I've never heard of anyone altering everyday button downs. Are you the perfect troll?

I fucking love drugs