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André Toulon

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  1. Cool, because I don't trust my kids with anyone but me, my mama and Granny........The yard is yours....And most of the garage besides where my weights are.
  2. Free room available.....Must do all laundry, mow grass and clean guest bathroom.....If female, you may get sexually harassed when I'm drunk but I'm not a rapist and I take rejection well because I'm a narcissist. If male, never talk to me.....Just do your job and stfu. We can hang during football season if you like football. Must be 420 simpatico.
  3. Ginguy is secretly black......No white person of his presumed caliber has ever heard the percolator.
  4. If you mean the n-word thing, he's not joking....Scraps thinks that shit is ok, she's done it to me before.....Which is why I'm not especially broken up over this shit.
  5. I'm just glad further attempts will land him a ban and I doubt he can find his way back
  6. I can't help you now....Only your future....Gardettos are your future.
  7. Stort of my life.....But there is less shit in the lake......Not by ratio, just net less.
  8. Y'all are the worst. BUt it's ok....I'm about to go eat and I'll be a lot less bitchy when I get back
  9. CUt that shit out
  10. Is this in Denton...I took bae to a dentist in Denton that looked like this almost eaxactly.....But it seems smaller
  11. Keep Gardettos in the night stand
  12. *fucks turkey*
  13. State testing this week....Drilling the kids one more time before they hit the door.....And motivation. Buddy gets a Switch if he does well.....Not even slightly sure what neffie wants since she becomes more of a woman every day and can't just say what she wants and instead just says "I don't know,whatever lol" like I'm supposed to know wtf that is.
  14. I was really hoping to never see phillip rivers ever again
  15. See....I want a baby goat....I do not want whatever this asshole is
  16. So she's still around....I assume she posted bail or never got picked up in the first place.
  17. Don't get lynched lil' bruh
  18. LOL, this one tickles the shit outta me
  19. Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy
  20. You mean a quietening of the lambs....Hmm...Hmm *what.....that's not the name? FUCK, well I ruined this joke.
  21. I haven't ridden one in decades, but I did in college.....I was young and spry back then and I'd still be damned if I give my seat up.
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