André Toulon

Why'd you tell her.

That and E&J.....The scent makes me recall shit that I wish would just go away

Start by telling him to work the shaft.

Mild calming effects, may cause you to be easily distracted or apathetic to your surroundings. I mostly use it to get an appetite because I can go days without eating if I drink alcohol. It makes stupid people tolerable because you're closer to their level. Definitely the drug of choice that to me doesn't come with damning side effects.

I'll never drink that shit again....It was like being on that yola without the cool parts

So many drugs, so many feelings....Be specific

Did you tell him to work the shaft

And Phillies isn't smart enough to appear to be anything other than lazy

Not more of a threat than Santa.

I'll never understand people who gamble at casinos where they control the payout and the chances.....Bet a friend on a sporting event, or shoot dice on your back porch....

Just for that, I will NEVER read your fanfics. *whew, that was an excellent exit strategy*

I feel like the sentence structure is making this far more confusing than it should be.....So, you married this girl?

Like I said, I can only imagine this on every piece of furniture....Like at my aunt's.....Whose house is itchy.

You have one hell of an imagination there, kiddo. I hope that keeps you warm when you get laughed out of the social security office.

It looks so itchy

Yeah, them imaginary millions....Can't wait until you blow by me in that new Bugatti

I.;...Ok, I'll bite. Were you trying to catch the fart?

LOL, Viper is crazy

Did McDonald's bring back their fried pies.

This is the same type of person that will tell you titties feel like sandbags.

Need I go find some of those bacon monstrosity pics from back in the day

Well, you're not dead so I guess your free range paranoia didn't get me indicted.

I..... nah

If it were anyone else, I would just assume this means some sort of special milk for dog.....But just because it's you, I'm unsure and have to ask....Are you drinking milk from a dog?