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André Toulon

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  1. You can't work overtime that you may or may not want if you're dead.
  2. More importantly is how does a guy who claims to be 32 look like he was there when Packard dropped out of Jr. high
  3. I just hate I missed the opportunity to ask if Boo was his girlfriend and then say that visa bullshit was a lie.
  4. If that's the case, she wasn't your girlfriend.....It's cool tho, now you can smash so new chicks.
  5. It's all good....I still got that huge crack in my windshield where my head hit it....
  6. I got weed from fucking krypton, and no one can smell it in your pocket just strolling by unless you just smoked it, you're just paranoid....You car is an enclosed space (cept for that busted window that I doubt you fixed) so yeah, it'll definitely will aromatize your car.
  7. Are you a puppy.....how did you smell something in a baggie that wasn't closer than a few feet to your nose. This is Narc talk. I gonna have the internet meme you up.....Herb Hound Heather.
  8. You gobble those dicks.....Don't let them try to censor your art.
  9. Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub.
  10. Well, you don't exactly order cum or buy it at a store....Or can you? *google.
  11. it was weave but it was still purple you lump
  12. You posted it here....or on whatever site we were on at the time....It was some super bowl party. You need to tell your other personalities to stay off your account if you can't remember shit.
  13. I just asked why don't you get some assistance....I actually don't care that you eat trash, but I am inquisitive.
  14. There's no outrage, just confusion. You ever think there may be a reason those slices were left and discarded......Or is the thought process literally "It's refuse so it's free...WINNING!"
  15. Calling chips dinner and one time (though now that I'm thinking about it, this may have been bullshit) you got something out of the trash and brushed the ants off of it and ate it.
  16. Quick sidebar here....Why don't you get food stamps? I mean it's totally possible you do and are smart enough to not spout off about it here, but assuming you don't.......Can you get them. Because the things you claim to eat saddens me....I don't even mean the obvious joke about the fingernails or even the aged cooked mouse story, but you';ve said some pretty troubling things about what you consume.
  17. Or from a human.....Like you know someone pissed in the Mtn. Dew vat at some point, or spit in the pink slime......And we've all had a hair in our food at some point, even if we didn't see it......Life is gross.
  18. And people get pissed at Zeni. You actually are a sex offender, aren't you.
  19. You did that before and it did nothing to help you.
  20. I was gross when I was 16....Not physically, but in the way that I've only worn 6 condoms in my life and 3 of those were on my head.
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